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The Mt. Hood Pioneer Cemetary Project

Postby Tron » Sun Sep 05, 2004 6:48 am

I'm going up there Tuesday, to sit all day (can't tommorow or Monday, going to WA). I'll be going up there at 11 AM and be back around 6 PM. I will take with me an instant camera, notebook, some soda, a sandwhich, and my hatchet.
This will be for obvious reasons.
That place doesn't feel right.
I'm going up there to moniter for abnormal activity. I'll be doing this Tuesday and every Saturday after for a while. If I can get good, solid proof that Zombies are out there, then I can organize a group at my school. If not, then I'm still going to organize a group at my school. I'll be
keeping a log o each of my monitering sessions.

NOTE:
At the first site of undead anything, I'm going to bolt. The hatchet is just in case.

I haven't seen anyone do this, so I'm going to.
This is to convince the unconvinced.
If I snap anything good, I'll scan it and post it here, if you want. Well...off to bed, for 2 hours sleep and a long car ride tommorow...
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Postby Hound » Sun Sep 05, 2004 9:45 am

good luck,may the force be with you. 8)
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Postby HamJob » Sun Sep 05, 2004 10:27 am

Proof or no proof, kids at school WILL make fun of you. Not all of them. Just a large number. Because as humans, we tend to be simple minded and idiodic. But yeah, I don't actually believe in zombies really, but good luck in case I'm wrong.
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Postby jamoni » Sun Sep 05, 2004 1:31 pm

I'd bring a good long book, just in case...
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Postby d-girl » Sun Sep 05, 2004 3:26 pm

What if Saturday is the Zombie sabbath, and that's the one day that you won't see them?
It's not my fault - I was in Peru!

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Postby SlingsVaqueros » Sun Sep 05, 2004 6:22 pm

If you are a minor, be careful about walking around with a hatchet. I can only imagine some cop haveing a grand old time when he sees some "kid" with an axe. He'll think your a vandal or something. Especialy if your in a graveyard. Just be carefull, or get permission.

Ok, I'll quit being your mom now...
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Postby Tron » Mon Sep 06, 2004 4:22 pm

Hahah...I'm bringing my radio, and reconsidering my hatchet.
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Postby jamoni » Mon Sep 06, 2004 4:33 pm

Bring a big mag light instead of a hatchet. Won't fool the cops, but may give them enough slack to leave you alone. I mean, who would go into a graveyard WITHOUT a flashlight?
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Postby Ashnack » Mon Sep 06, 2004 7:43 pm

And what does not feel right with the Mt Hood cemetary?
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Postby Tron » Mon Sep 06, 2004 9:29 pm

Big mag light? Wish I had one of those. The army surplus store only has little LED keychains. No hatchet...no mag light...sandwhiches...radio...soda...this is turning out to be more of a leisurely day at the Beach! But with dead folks! And no beach!

Ashnack, go to the MHPC and you'll figure it out.
There's no light, noone's been there besides me for the past few decades or so, and the air is a bit muggy and dense.
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Postby SlingsVaqueros » Mon Sep 06, 2004 9:34 pm

Actually, if you don't bring any weapons, you would be forced to run in the case of a zombie uprising. Sometimes the empowerment of having a weapon can be more trouble that it's worth. Also, if you carry mace or pepperspray, you can always tell a cop it's to ward off animals while you hike. It's a nice non-leathel way to carry some defense (not so good for zombies) against muggers, jerks, rabid weasels, etc...
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Postby Tron » Mon Sep 06, 2004 9:45 pm

Wait! Hold the phone, I've stolen Pop's mag light. He won't miss it, he's got only a few dozen more. And I've packed extra sandwhiches in the case of friendly, hungry Zombies. The mace, I would not like to accidentally spray all over the inside of my pack. so I will take no weapons!
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Postby Grey Coyote » Tue Sep 07, 2004 2:01 am

go to the MHPC and you'll figure it out.


What's "MHPC"??
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Postby HamJob » Tue Sep 07, 2004 8:02 pm

Mt. Hood pioneer cemetary.
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Postby d-girl » Tue Sep 07, 2004 8:43 pm

Tron wrote:I've packed extra sandwhiches in the case of friendly, hungry Zombies.


please do not feed the zombies
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Postby Jeremy » Wed Sep 08, 2004 11:11 pm

d-girl wrote:please do not feed the zombies
That should go in the 'Slogan Ideas' thread!
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Postby AzoreanJeff » Sat Oct 30, 2004 10:37 pm

i've noticed that on the island i live on, i haven't seen a single graveyard or cemetery. Furthermore.... i haven't seen any funerals take place here either.... should i be concerned?
Grrr.... Argh.....
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Postby jamoni » Sun Oct 31, 2004 9:26 am

Is it "Fantasy Island"?
JoergS wrote:Realistically, I think I can launch a nine pound chain saw at 50 fps from a shoulder mounted rubber powered bazooka...

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Postby karl » Sun Oct 31, 2004 9:43 am

haha,fantasy island :D .Jeff,id say the funerals take place off the island.is there a church on your island?if so,then it is very strange that there has been no funerals :( .Tron,this sounds cool!!i am quite ashamed to say,that im not sure if id be brave enough to do that.good luck mate!!!
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Postby Malambis » Mon Nov 01, 2004 4:04 am

Wow, this topic is ancient (ok 2 months isn't ancient.. but still!). Guess the zombies got him.. since he never followed up. :lol:
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Postby OvalvaSix » Mon Nov 01, 2004 6:31 pm

Damn, does this mean I have to follow in his footsteps? Wish the weather would improve so I could head up there; only an hour away... Guess I'll get packing
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Postby karl » Tue Nov 02, 2004 3:18 pm

o crap.your all getting plucked off one by one :( .no,im just kidding.good luck,and be sure to keep us updated so we know your ok :wink:
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Postby BIO-HAZARD » Mon Dec 27, 2004 7:11 pm

Zombie sabbath

This is a cool name for a title can i use it?
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