The "Massacre Master" is done!

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The "Massacre Master" is done!

Postby JoergS » Sat Mar 31, 2012 10:20 pm

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It is now a reality - cost me 12 hours in the shop today. A full size version of my pencil shooter! You strap it on like a "monster dildo of death". :wink:

In the pic, you see it next to the pencil shooter, it's tiny little brother. Gives you an idea about the dimension.

Attached to your chest, you can draw it back in a rowing fashion. This allows really high draw weights, impossible with a handheld slingshot. This is the most dangerous and effective weapon I have ever build.

45 kg (100 lbs) of a draw weight means it propels the 115 Gramm (a half pound) aluminum bolt, 15mm (0.59") diameter, with a 12mm (0.47") diameter steel tip to scary speeds. This uses my entire effective arm range! I see no way of making it even more powerful. It weighs about 4 kg (10 lb).

The rubber is prestretched from 27 cm to about 90 cm.

I call it the "Massacre Master" because that is what it can cause amongst Zombies - ten such monster bolts fired in under 10 seconds, easily. Short reloading time as you have both hands free. Easy aiming thanks to the long barrel.

I say with pride that I managed to improve Zhuge Liang's repeating crossbow, and the way I did it would have worked back then (albeit with a normal bow instead of rubber). Can you imagine what a few hundred of these could have done in an ancient battle?

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Re: The "Massacre Master" is done!

Postby Polie » Sun Apr 01, 2012 3:44 am

JoergS wrote:A full size version of my pencil shooter! You strap it on like a "monster dildo of death". :wink:


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Re: The "Massacre Master" is done!

Postby JoergS » Sun Apr 01, 2012 8:52 am

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Re: The "Massacre Master" is done!

Postby Tetra Grammaton Cleric » Sun Apr 01, 2012 10:25 am

Oh Hell Yes that is just beyond words awesome Joerg.

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Re: The "Massacre Master" is done!

Postby majorhavoc » Sun Apr 01, 2012 12:12 pm

JoergS wrote:45 kg (100 lbs) of a draw weight means it propels the 115 Gramm (a half pound) aluminum bolt, 15mm (0.59") diameter, with a 12mm (0.47") diameter steel tip to scary speeds.

I call it the "Massacre Master" because that is what it can cause amongst Zombies - ten such monster bolts fired in under 10 seconds, easily. Short reloading time as you have both hands free. Easy aiming thanks to the long barrel.



So beautiful. No words. Have....no...words. They should have sent a poet. So beautiful.

PS: Of course this means JorgeS's arms are going to get even bigger.
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Re: The "Massacre Master" is done!

Postby TheLastRifleMan » Sun Apr 01, 2012 12:18 pm

Great googly moogly! That thing is viscious in extrmis!

Nice workmanship as always!
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Re: The "Massacre Master" is done!

Postby phil_in_cs » Sun Apr 01, 2012 12:19 pm

wow.
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Re: The "Massacre Master" is done!

Postby Rev » Sun Apr 01, 2012 12:36 pm

majorhavoc wrote:
JoergS wrote:45 kg (100 lbs) of a draw weight means it propels the 115 Gramm (a half pound) aluminum bolt, 15mm (0.59") diameter, with a 12mm (0.47") diameter steel tip to scary speeds.

I call it the "Massacre Master" because that is what it can cause amongst Zombies - ten such monster bolts fired in under 10 seconds, easily. Short reloading time as you have both hands free. Easy aiming thanks to the long barrel.



So beautiful. No words. Have....no...words. They should have sent a poet. So beautiful.

PS: Of course this means JorgeS's arms are going to get even bigger.


Should have sent a poet....
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Re: The "Massacre Master" is done!

Postby Oneswunk » Sun Apr 01, 2012 12:44 pm

Brilliant!
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Re: The "Massacre Master" is done!

Postby azrael99 » Sun Apr 01, 2012 12:49 pm

if China get that design, i guess we are screwed.

imagine 10 millions soldier equipped with that, in 10 sec you got 100 000 000 arrow flying at you.

could you try that beast on a car hood or some kind of metal plate ?
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Re: The "Massacre Master" is done!

Postby Logans Run » Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:42 pm

LOL that thing is awesome!
I really should have a sling shot in my BOB!
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Re: The "Massacre Master" is done!

Postby BrokenSailor68 » Sun Apr 01, 2012 7:47 pm

Great idea and sounds like a lot of fun. I would love one.

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Re: The "Massacre Master" is done!

Postby Aikibiker » Sun Apr 01, 2012 10:11 pm

You are one crazy mofo man.

If you ever decide you want to move to the USA I want you as a neighbor.
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Re: The "Massacre Master" is done!

Postby Dawgboy » Sun Apr 01, 2012 10:28 pm

I would love to see that hit something hard... Awesome!
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The "Massacre Master" is done!

Postby TN-Shooter » Mon Apr 02, 2012 11:53 am

Patent this ASAP!
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Re: The "Massacre Master" is done!

Postby Regular Guy » Mon Apr 02, 2012 12:06 pm

Have you thought about a weapons mount for it? Like a bipod or tripod, like a scorpion a mount.
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Re: The "Massacre Master" is done!

Postby polliedes » Mon Apr 02, 2012 12:12 pm

that thing is awesome.
you are the man!
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Re: The "Massacre Master" is done!

Postby azrael99 » Mon Apr 02, 2012 3:50 pm

Regular Guy wrote:Have you thought about a weapons mount for it? Like a bipod or tripod, like a scorpion a mount.


something like that ?
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Re: The "Massacre Master" is done!

Postby Regular Guy » Mon Apr 02, 2012 5:34 pm

azrael99 wrote:
Regular Guy wrote:Have you thought about a weapons mount for it? Like a bipod or tripod, like a scorpion a mount.


something like that ?
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Yes. I want Joerg to build a projectile device for that mount.
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Re: The "Massacre Master" is done!

Postby azrael99 » Mon Apr 02, 2012 5:47 pm

ok more like that

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but with that shoulder stock

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Re: The "Massacre Master" is done!

Postby Regular Guy » Mon Apr 02, 2012 5:50 pm

azrael99 wrote:ok more like that

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Yeah, I was thinking more on the line of this. Maybe on grip on the back and one to cock/fire the missiles.
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Re: The "Massacre Master" is done!

Postby azrael99 » Mon Apr 02, 2012 6:01 pm

i though of that shoulder stock because joergs said that you need your both hand to pull and shoot it.
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Re: The "Massacre Master" is done!

Postby Storm Crow » Mon Apr 02, 2012 11:40 pm

I would want to be on top of a wall with it strapped to me like that, but with the appropriate protective barrier, look out, you putrescent undead bastards! :D
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Re: The "Massacre Master" is done!

Postby JoergS » Tue Apr 03, 2012 12:52 am

Yes, two hands are needed to draw the weapon. But it is actually not so hard to aim with it. And the strap-on part isn't needed as well (that was a part of the April foolsday fun). You can hold the shaft with one hand and push the slide to the front with the other one just fine :)

Mounting it on a tripod would be very easy, but I am not so sure about the shoulder part. The row machine in my gym has an abdominal plate too, and it allows very heavy weights. I can do 28 reps with all the weights there are. If the thing would rest on my shoulders, I would have to pull in an awkward (high) position.

I am thinking about a mid size version, propelled by a compound bow with a nice let off (so the trigger part would be much less under strain). It would shoot regular arrows. No fletching needed as there is no archer's paradoxon and the barrel stabilizes the flight right in the beginning. The power would be comparable to a good crossbow, but with the magazine and the high firing rate...
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