DUMBEST F*&@king thing you've ever heard NOT ON THE ZS FORUM

[UndeadInfidel]

I can agree on that but for the sake of plain manners a simple thankyou would have been sufficient.

Perhaps some people take offense to being "blessed" in fear of the plague.

It's hardly the "dumbest thing" anyone has ever heard.

[AKFTW]

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Oh god that's the funniest thing I have ever heard Anyone else think that the Dad was trying to bribe the kid into covering up for something? Regardless, any day somebody buys you a Barrett is a good day

[zobmiedown]

I'm trying to figure out how to get that dad to adopt me. I would love to have a Barett but Im not spending that king of mine on one.

[jamoni]

No further religious debate, please. Brough, check your PMs. Thanks.

[ninja-elbow]

Not long ago, I was in one of those large department store type gas stations, a Sheetz I believe. This was in Maryland. It was fairly early, around 4:30 AM if I recall correctly. I found this little computerized menu station where I could order a breakfast burrito made to order, so I punched the buttons and ordered 5 of them. Later, in line to pay, there was an attractive middle-aged woman in line behind me, and she appeared to be dressed for a business meeting.

As I was paying, she sneezed rather loudly and with great force.

I said, "God bless you."
She replied, "No thank you I am not religious."

Now, what kind of person would say something like that? Every time you think you have seen the meter peg on ridiculousness, someone new crosses your path. Although it didn't really anger me, I thought to quickly take control of the situation, so I immediately yelled back at her, "You go straight to hell then."

I think you stole that bit from a comedian.

Whenever I hear someone say "SNAP" in a conversation, I assume they are fighting really hard to hide their inner retardation.

Did you write this one too or was it somebody else's?

[Gun_Nut_2k1]

According to this http://www.nraila.org/hunting/issues-an ... enate.aspx

This has now been signed.

Now I can use any of my rifles for hunting. Not sure when it goes into effect though.

Out fucking standing! About time I say. Thank you Sir!!!! I plan to celebrate god damn common sense rule tonight with a giant size bloody steak. I love AZ more and more.

[Kommander]

According to this http://www.nraila.org/hunting/issues-an ... enate.aspx

This has now been signed.

Now I can use any of my rifles for hunting. Not sure when it goes into effect though.

Out fucking standing! About time I say. Thank you Sir!!!! I plan to celebrate god damn common sense rule tonight with a giant size bloody steak. I love AZ more and more.

So when are we getting the group together for duck hunting with 20 round drums? We will have to reevaluate tactics. Instead of aiming at any specific bird we will maintain a WWII style flack screen with each gunner responsible for keeping their sector filled with lead.

[Gun_Nut_2k1]

So when are we getting the group together for duck hunting with 20 round drums? We will have to reevaluate tactics. Instead of aiming at any specific bird we will maintain a WWII style flack screen with each gunner responsible for keeping their sector filled with lead.

Actually it is more for hunter safety than the amount of lead in the air. Try going hunting down near the border with a 4 shot mag in your rifle. You will know the definition of "lack of Firepower". It doesn't make sense for me to not be able to hunt with a Mosin Nagain just because it holds 6 rounds or an AR because the smallest mag I have is 20 rounds. Why pay a gun smith to hack up your gun or mag just so you can be with in the letter of the law?

Also certain Federal laws will still effect some game. IIRC upland game birds will still be limited to 3 rounds in the shotgun.

[Roger Brough]

Not long ago, I was in one of those large department store type gas stations, a Sheetz I believe. This was in Maryland. It was fairly early, around 4:30 AM if I recall correctly. I found this little computerized menu station where I could order a breakfast burrito made to order, so I punched the buttons and ordered 5 of them. Later, in line to pay, there was an attractive middle-aged woman in line behind me, and she appeared to be dressed for a business meeting.

As I was paying, she sneezed rather loudly and with great force.

I said, "God bless you."
She replied, "No thank you I am not religious."

Now, what kind of person would say something like that? Every time you think you have seen the meter peg on ridiculousness, someone new crosses your path. Although it didn't really anger me, I thought to quickly take control of the situation, so I immediately yelled back at her, "You go straight to hell then."

I think you stole that bit from a comedian.

Whenever I hear someone say "SNAP" in a conversation, I assume they are fighting really hard to hide their inner retardation.

Did you write this one too or was it somebody else's?

I wrote both. If you find that comedians used either, ask the comedians where they got it. Specifically, ask them for a name.

[Roger Brough]

I checked my PM. I mentioned nothing about religions. I stood for my faith. I challenge those that do not. Sadly, you are what you are telling people to fight. You cannot both lecture about personal freedoms and survival and then try to control speech. It reeks of LIES. I love the irony of the title of this thread and what it is that you are. A Life cannot both fight for freedom and then condemn it. That is absurd. This would make the people that log on here rather smallish and simple, seeking knowledge about survival but accepting a willingness to bow down before the boot. Seriously? LIES.

AN ENTITY THAT SHUNS FAITH AND PREACHES SURVIVAL IS AN OXYMORON.

Still, you probably encourage a lot of kids away from their computer games and into their yards.

Semper Fi. and God Bless.

[AKFTW]

[raptor]

ZS does not shun faith...we simply do not discuss religion on this forum. You have been warned about this twice IIRC. I am going to temporarily lock this thread for Mod review.

I checked my PM. I mentioned nothing about religions. I stood for my faith. I challenge those that do not. Sadly, you are what you are telling people to fight. You cannot both lecture about personal freedoms and survival and then try to control speech. It reeks of LIES. I love the irony of the title of this thread and what it is that you are. A Life cannot both fight for freedom and then condemn it. That is absurd. This would make the people that log on here rather smallish and simple, seeking knowledge about survival but accepting a willingness to bow down before the boot. Seriously? LIES.

AN ENTITY THAT SHUNS FAITH AND PREACHES SURVIVAL IS AN OXYMORON.

Still, you probably encourage a lot of kids away from their computer games and into their yards.

Semper Fi. and God Bless.