ZS Hot or Not: Combat Loadout edition "Mall Ninja"

by **Morb** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 11:07 am

I hope not. I think it's more of a "show off your cool gear" thread.

by **mattman42** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 9:37 pm

Can I just post a pic of me with my SHTF stuff on, or do I have to wear the camo and have 30 pouches hanging off of me to meet the criteria of "mall ninja"? I'm all about keeping it simple and looking like everyone else, so camo and a bunch of pouches aren't involved.

by **Shmerlin** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 9:40 pm

mattman42 wrote:Can I just post a pic of me with my SHTF stuff on, or do I have to wear the camo and have 30 pouches hanging off of me to meet the criteria of "mall ninja"? I'm all about keeping it simple and looking like everyone else, so camo and a bunch of pouches aren't involved.

Go for it

YouTube Channel · by **mr.trooper** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 11:16 pm

Jeriah wrote:Sorry, boys, she's an only child.

But if you're good I'll post more pictures of her sometime.

Dang...I guess I'll have to stick with my regular girlfriend then. :lol:

And honestly, Im SHOCKED that you think i dont behave myself! Its been like a whole MONTH since I tried to drag ZS into a bloody forum war, and I only insult kyle on a semi-regular basis now. I think I'v been behaving myself rather well as of late. Its gota' be the stars; ever since I got 4 of them, Iv been acting like I can get away with anything. Just hope I dont get Asshated.

kyle wrote:
mr.trooper wrote:AAHAHAHAfgggsklsjkslssllslllllsllllllll!!!!

For the love of God PLEASE tell me she has a sister!

yay for the oaf patrol!

You got a problem with me Kyle? Alright greese monkey, lets tangle!

by **Jeriah** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 11:59 pm

mr.trooper wrote:
Jeriah wrote:Sorry, boys, she's an only child.

But if you're good I'll post more pictures of her sometime.

Dang...I guess I'll have to stick with my regular girlfriend then.

And honestly, Im SHOCKED that you think i dont behave myself! Its been like a whole MONTH since I tried to drag ZS into a bloody forum war, and I only insult kyle on a semi-regular basis now. I think I'v been behaving myself rather well as of late. Its gota' be the stars; ever since I got 4 of them, Iv been acting like I can get away with anything. Just hope I dont get Asshated.

kyle wrote:
mr.trooper wrote:AAHAHAHAfgggsklsjkslssllslllllsllllllll!!!!

For the love of God PLEASE tell me she has a sister!

yay for the oaf patrol!

You got a problem with me Kyle? Alright greese monkey, lets tangle!

I trust you've seen this: http://zombiehunters.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=9843

YouTube Channel · by **mr.trooper** » Mon Mar 20, 2006 9:11 pm

LOL, no I had not seen that. Nice catch man!

by **Da Law** » Fri May 12, 2006 10:51 pm

I have seen that thread. Well done. Nice pistol.

Oh yeah cute gf too!! Congrats. I am happy for you that she is into firearms. That is becoming rather rare.

by **ShakesFIST** » Sat May 13, 2006 12:23 am

Semi-recent (Nov. 2005) loadout with my old BOB

by **mattman42** » Sat May 13, 2006 5:36 pm

I didn't get one of me wearing it, but here's all my SHTF stuff: an AR-15 (Olympic Arms lower & RRA upper) and a second-gen Glock 19 (finger grooves aren't my thing).

by **hk33k** » Sat May 13, 2006 5:53 pm

Doesn't count, ya gotta be dressed up in all of it like the rest of us!
Pat
0-1-25

PS. I like your choices, kinda like my own!

by **jamoni** » Tue May 16, 2006 5:24 pm

ShakesFIST wrote:Semi-recent (Nov. 2005) loadout with my old BOB

Nice stencil.

by **Agent_Scott** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 1:24 am

I have a ton of 5.11 gear, so while playing through Resident Evil 4, I was like, "Hey, It wouldn't be too hard to make an outfit to look like Leon Kennedy that is as functional as it is geeky."

One really tight shirt later and voila:

I photoshopped the pics into creepy backgrounds in order to give the illusion that those pictures weren't taken in my living room, LoL. I wish they were of a bigger resolution, but cool background images are slim pickings.

Equipment is:
5.11 Muscle Mapping Shirt (Black)
5.11 Tactical Pants (Navy)
5.11 HRT Boots (Black...Very nice)
5.11 Operator's Belt
$5 pair of motorcycle gloves that I bought at a fair
Galco Miami Classic Shoulder Holster (Tan)
Eagle Industries SAS MKV Holster
Uncle Mike's Double Magazine Case
SOG SEAL 2000 Knife
H&K USP Compact .40 S&W (in the thigh holster)
SIG P228 (in the shoulder holster)

Boy I've really gone off the deep end. :lol:

But there is actually a reasoning behind all of this. I just wanted to be able to carry two separate pistols. (Not for John Woo type stuff. Both of them are accessible via the right hand.) My reasoning is this: During a zombie invasion you might not always be able to choose what ammo you come across. And you're going to eventually run out of whatever ammo you have stockpiled. However, since .40 is the most popular police round and 9mm is the standard military round, they'll probably be the rounds that you'll most easily be able to find. I think it's a decent way to carry two handguns. Another would be a tac vest with a cross draw attachment, so we'll see.

by **ais** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 5:11 pm

I'm not very tacti-cool

by **zXzGrifterzXz** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 1:32 am

Its 2am and I was playing with my Camera.

Not my whole setup but some of it.

~Tactical Tailor MAV w/ Bib and X-harness
~Level IIa Body Armor
~RRA Elite CAR A4

by **mr. right-wing** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 2:28 am

I was just out for a hike with friends I visited in the (not so)great state of california. We were out for a hike in a populated area, but I did have my BOB in the car w/kukri and access to a SKS w/100 rds of ammo. But this is the little "bug out crew" with me being "tactically" dressed, and my friend being semi, and his gf wearing stuff so over priced that I could have my Land Cruiser for the price of her jeans

5.11 TUDs
Under Armor heat gear
SOG multi-tool
Crawford folder
CS Sjambok
ESS 2.4 eyeshields
Eagle Industries Rapelling Belt

And one in a more chilly environment.

Basically same
ESS eyeshields
Under Armor Cold Gear
OLD jacket
cheap scarf
5.11 pants(love em)
Oakley Boots
Cs Sjambok
BOB! Yay!

And finally the trademark Kukri!

by **Gun_Nut_2k1** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 6:50 am

ShakesFIST wrote:Semi-recent (Nov. 2005) loadout with my old BOB

Now that is a BOV!!

by **theclockwork** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 10:26 pm

Love the superman sheild.

Up UP AND WAY!!!!

by **OFCJAX** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 11:13 pm

Me at the Louisville Zombie Walk 06.
Black 2 pocket BDU shirt
ZS T-shirt
Black EMT BDU pants
STARS ballcap
Shooting glasses
Gloves
Tac-Force Vest w/ compass pouch removed and 4 shell loops per flap
Single point sling
(not visible)
duty belt with horizontal pistol mag pouch, cuff case,baton holder, leatherman, radio case
drop leg holster for M9 w/ M3 light
Hatch knee pads
Waterproof boots

Vest/ belt holds:
12 M4 mags, 5 92F mags, 49 shells("00",slug, flare) 6V flashlight, cell phone, monocular, "Zombie survival Guide", chemlights, batteries, Kevlar bite sleeves,IFAK, etc

by **Whiskey Sierra** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 9:16 pm

ok I know im going to catch hell for this but WTF is a mall ninja anyway.

by **hunter :(** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 1:26 am

Zodiac_Killer wrote:ok I know im going to catch hell for this but WTF is a mall ninja anyway.

Urban Dictionary defines it as "A term used in forums to mean an unexperienced and enthusiastic weapon(usually a firearm)owner who pretends to be a seasoned operator. The phrase came about as a result of an over the top character in a famous satirical thread."

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mall+ninja

Anyone who owns a katana wrapped in telephone cord fits the bill.

by **Gun_Nut_2k1** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 4:02 am

Ok so not to super cool but I suck at taking pictures.

by **Whiskey Sierra** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 10:15 pm

I have found my herohttp://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/

by **OFCJAX** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 9:11 am

I'm actually thinking of getting a range hat that says "MALL NINJA" on it!

by **Adogg** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 1:16 am

Zodiac_Killer wrote:I have found my herohttp://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/

WOW! I haven't laughed so hard liek that in a LONG time. That was better then any SNL episode. Damn. It was like I was watching "I'm going to get you sucka" all over again.

Thank you sir!

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