I am copying a bit of my introduction from the "Introduction Forum" so please excuse me for the repetition if you've already read that and said "hello" over there.
My name is David and I'm a zombie scientist, or, more properly, I am a "Necropologist" a scientist who studies the undead. Granted, we don't have many live (undead) specimens to examine, however, we DO have many notions about them to examine...we bring a scientific approach and a sense of humor to the subject.
My brother (Bob) and I are both credentialed scientists and researchers. We have worked in the fields of Criminology, Anthropology, Archaeology and Neuroscience - as well as being extensively trained and published in the field of Physics. (Yeah, I know, varied list - but we're eager beavers.) We are GIVING ALL THAT UP to pursue our true love.... NECROPOLOGY. ZOMBIES!!!!!
We have recently published an article on The Physics of Zombies in several locations and will (hopefully) be bringing the discussion to this site. As mentioned, I will be posting about that over in another folder. For now, let's just say HI to all here and we want to let you know we LOVE what you're doing here. We too have long believed that zombies and an undead apocalypse are EXCELLENT organizing principles for disaster preparedness. If you can take on the horde, you can take on anything!
So, HI FOLKS! We're here....... and now, for our paper:
http://www.scribd.com/doc/57439058/The-Physics-of-Zombies-Madore%E2%80%99s-Rules-of-Zombie-Cohesion-Zombie-Cells-and-Super-Cells-Zombie-Black-Holes-Zombie-Cell-Stress-Fission-and-Zombie-Qui
Sorry for the archaic and long URL link there, the actual title of the paper is:
The Physics of Zombies: Madore’s Rules of Zombie Cohesion, Zombie Cells andSuper Cells, Zombie Black Holes, Zombie Cell Stress-Fission and Zombie Quirks
Abstract: Madore’s Rule of Zombie Cohesion states that zombie cells will form as a result of zombie food/prey alert signals that create a zombie cohesive field that attracts zombies.It is our contention that once such cells form, they may continue to grow into zombiesuper cells unless acted upon by either attrition (due to acts, obstacles and nature) or splitduring zombie cell stress-fission into smaller cells. A zombie super cell may eventuallyform a zombie black hole and all free-roaming zombies capable of reacting to a zombiealert signal may be absorbed into said zombie black hole. We must prepare.
So, that's the paper. We're open to discussion.
For those not inclined to click a link and read a math filled paper, let me say this - you do so at your own risk!
You can skip all the math in the paper if you'd like - just as long as you most definitely read the "Thought Experiments" and especially the "GLASS BOX" example!
The main thrust of the paper is that current thinking on how zombies will act and organize is wrong. We present a new notion of how zombies will be attracted to one another, prey and shelters. IF you think you already have "the perfect plan' you might want to consider that if you're in the wrong place, with the wrong conditions (or the right ones if you're a zombie) you could potentially be facing a horde that is not tens, hundreds or even thousands strong... but MILLIONS.
You might be in the middle of a ZOMBIE BLACK HOLE!
If you don't understand what causes them you can't prepare for them.
So, I think this is the appropriate folder. Planning and preparation.
Oh, and, we're super interested in any of the creative ways a zombie black hole might be used against the undead. Like, say, creating one through signalling and pushing the Zomb's into a canyon or other "kill spot." This is a work in progress and we appreciate the time and energy you'll spend on this....
With that said, thank you for having us here and we look forward to the discussion!
Sincerely,
Dave and Bob





