ZS Hot or Not: Combat Loadout edition "Mall Ninja"

[Bunker Hill]

edwood,

Tell me more about this tac vest setup! I've been looking to put together a quality vest for my Uzi but it's hard to find SMG pouches, etc. It seems like everything is tailored for the AR platform.

[AwesomeFrancis]

We have a gun porn thread, a bug out gear thread, and a cam whore thread. I don't think we need a new one stickied.

I didn't know that what category is at?

[drewder]

Well, its that time of year again. This time I took a minimalist approach. What if you suffer a home invasion while at your most vulnerable, in the shower?

ME: . . . Wow that's a nice shower head-OH GOD BLACK BAR! ! !


As per concealing the 1911, it may be tricky, but I might be able to pull that off.

[Cpt. MelonBuster]

I love how every time Crypto posts one of his trademark mall-ninja pics, it always ends up at the top of the next two pages. Just in case anyone missed it the first time.

[Kva47]

I noticed a disappointing shortage of black trench coats/dusters in this thread.

Thus, the cowboy/ninja tactical getup!
Comes complete with assault mastiff and rubber boots for high speed low drag barn mucking.

[Chase The hero]

Tactical Texas Flag speedo with wheelgun and lever action.

[squinty]

I noticed a disappointing shortage of black trench coats/dusters in this thread.

Thus, the cowboy/ninja tactical getup!
Comes complete with assault mastiff and rubber boots for high speed low drag barn mucking.

That's a fist full of awesome right there. Cute dog too.

[squinty]

Tactical Texas Flag speedo with wheelgun and lever action.

AAAGGGHHHH!!! AAAAGGGHHHH!
I will NOT mess with Texas! AAAGGGGH!

[Frank]

(Somebody quote this, pictures and all)

[DynamicRabbit]

(Somebody quote this, pictures and all)

I don't think quoting all of that would be necessary.

[aus.templar]

(Somebody quote this, pictures and all)

I don't think quoting all of that would be necessary.

No matter how far you scroll down your eyes will never escape it!

[JTNieman]

(Somebody quote this, pictures and all)

I don't think quoting all of that would be necessary.

You'd prefer them stacked horizontally maybe?

[Oneswunk]

(Somebody quote this, pictures and all)

I don't think quoting all of that would be necessary.

You'd prefer them stacked horizontally maybe?

O dear gob its like a demented mix tape for your eyes.

[Regular Guy]

I noticed a disappointing shortage of black trench coats/dusters in this thread.

Thus, the cowboy/ninja tactical getup!
Comes complete with assault mastiff and rubber boots for high speed low drag barn mucking.

Hey, cool trenchco----OMFGJC! That's a damn big dog!

How much does that pup weight?

[Regular Guy]

But Crypto, how do you keep the optic from fogging?

[Kva47]

Hey, cool trenchco----OMFGJC! That's a damn big dog!

How much does that pup weight?

I'd guess around 120 lb. She's a cane corso. The idea was that she could eat a mountain lion for lunch

[marbhán marfóir]

corsos are good dogs, I like the Presa Canario myself (getting another one when I get my house)

[Turtlewolf]

Hey, cool trenchco----OMFGJC! That's a damn big dog!

How much does that pup weight?

I'd guess around 120 lb. She's a cane corso. The idea was that she could eat a mountain lion for lunch

Unless you're 4ft tall that dog has to wiegh more like 160-180, eat a cougar for a snack maybe, then a couple mountain goats for lunch.
Cheers

[Kva47]

Unless you're 4ft tall that dog has to wiegh more like 160-180, eat a cougar for a snack maybe, then a couple mountain goats for lunch.
Cheers

We would hope so, but she just doesn't have the killer instincts we were expecting. Big dogs can end up being incredible pushovers...

[Kva47]

And so the thread doesn't get derailed yet again, here's some motley-vested nagant ninja:

[Jeffcee]

Crypto and Chase,
This used to be my favorite thread. Now I just come here to save on ipecac.

[crypto]

Crypto and Chase,
This used to be my favorite thread. Now I just come here to save on ipecac.

I started posting those mall ninja pics over 2 years before you joined our silly little zombie club, so EABOD

My favorite part about only posting them annually is that theres always so many new people who join every year that when it comes that time again, theres a whole gang of new people who havent seen one yet.


I post them to put some teeth in the "you must be 18 to get on the forums" stipulation.

Goddamned kids, get off my lawn.

[KentsOkay]

Tactical Texas Flag speedo with wheelgun and lever action.

Slick Chase, very slick. I now want that speedo.


Also, fuck you guys and the image quoting. I had an akward time explaining to a girl what the hell I was looking at.

[Chase The hero]

Tactical Texas Flag speedo with wheelgun and lever action.

Slick Chase, very slick. I now want that speedo.


Also, fuck you guys and the image quoting. I had an akward time explaining to a girl what the hell I was looking at.

you mean your girlfriend worries when you look at pictures of barely clothed men?

Seriously tho, thats almost the best part now.