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crypto wrote:The Ruger Hokey-Pokey
YOU PUT THE MAGAZINE IN
YOU TAKE THE MAGAZINE OUT
YOU TURN IT UPSIDE-DOWN AND THEN YOU SHAKE IT ALL ABOUT
YOU YELL SOME MOTHERFUCKERS THEN YOU BEAT THE SPRING BACK OUT
THATS-WHAT-ITS-ALL-ABOUT!
nicklefish wrote:Not idealy. Common sense says that anything made of metal with a good heft will cave in a skull with enough force. Tire irons seem unweildy to me, due mostly to the fact that it's a giant plus sign. With four "arms" of equal lenght jutting out in opposite directions, I think you'd be better of with a lead pipe. If worse comes to worse, then it'd be better to have than nothing, but first chance you get, ditch it for something better. Besides, you should have a crowbar handy at all times.


TDW586 wrote:nicklefish wrote:Not idealy. Common sense says that anything made of metal with a good heft will cave in a skull with enough force. Tire irons seem unweildy to me, due mostly to the fact that it's a giant plus sign. With four "arms" of equal lenght jutting out in opposite directions, I think you'd be better of with a lead pipe. If worse comes to worse, then it'd be better to have than nothing, but first chance you get, ditch it for something better. Besides, you should have a crowbar handy at all times.
You're thinking of a four-way lug wrench.
I beleive the poster was thinking of a traditional tire iron, like this
crypto wrote:The Ruger Hokey-Pokey
YOU PUT THE MAGAZINE IN
YOU TAKE THE MAGAZINE OUT
YOU TURN IT UPSIDE-DOWN AND THEN YOU SHAKE IT ALL ABOUT
YOU YELL SOME MOTHERFUCKERS THEN YOU BEAT THE SPRING BACK OUT
THATS-WHAT-ITS-ALL-ABOUT!


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crypto wrote:The Ruger Hokey-Pokey
YOU PUT THE MAGAZINE IN
YOU TAKE THE MAGAZINE OUT
YOU TURN IT UPSIDE-DOWN AND THEN YOU SHAKE IT ALL ABOUT
YOU YELL SOME MOTHERFUCKERS THEN YOU BEAT THE SPRING BACK OUT
THATS-WHAT-ITS-ALL-ABOUT!
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