ZS Hot or Not: Combat Loadout edition "Mall Ninja"

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Re: ZS Hot or Not: Combat Loadout edition "Mall Ninja"

Postby Jeffcee » Mon Jun 13, 2011 11:47 pm

crypto wrote:
Jeffcee wrote:Crypto and Chase,
This used to be my favorite thread. Now I just come here to save on ipecac.


I started posting those mall ninja pics over 2 years before you joined our silly little zombie club, so EABOD :D

My favorite part about only posting them annually is that theres always so many new people who join every year that when it comes that time again, theres a whole gang of new people who havent seen one yet.


I post them to put some teeth in the "you must be 18 to get on the forums" stipulation.

Goddamned kids, get off my lawn.


Way Ahead of you. I'll eat a big old bag of Dick's when ever I can get it!
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I like their onion rings.

My only complaint is your banana hammock isn't covered in PALS. Other then that, Please keep up the fine work!
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Re: ZS Hot or Not: Combat Loadout edition "Mall Ninja"

Postby KentsOkay » Tue Jun 14, 2011 12:04 am

Chase The hero wrote:
KentsOkay wrote:
Chase The hero wrote:Tactical Texas Flag speedo with wheelgun and lever action. 8)

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Slick Chase, very slick. I now want that speedo.


Also, fuck you guys and the image quoting. I had an akward time explaining to a girl what the hell I was looking at.


you mean your girlfriend worries when you look at pictures of barely clothed men?

Seriously tho, thats almost the best part now.


The homo-eroticism?

0122358 wrote:so we moved a thread to maintain OPSEC on a fictional vid game so our team doesnt get kill as easily by possible spies...fuckin sweet

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Re: ZS Hot or Not: Combat Loadout edition "Mall Ninja"

Postby Biggin » Tue Jun 14, 2011 12:36 am

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It would be irresponsible of me not to have a firearm near the throne considering how much time I spend there. The AK fills this role perfectly.
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Re: ZS Hot or Not: Combat Loadout edition "Mall Ninja"

Postby mough » Tue Jun 14, 2011 12:43 am

Why is your plunger handle so long? Wait... don't answer that
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Re: ZS Hot or Not: Combat Loadout edition "Mall Ninja"

Postby aus.templar » Tue Jun 14, 2011 3:39 am

this thread keeps getting worse... or better, I'm not quite sure
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Re: ZS Hot or Not: Combat Loadout edition "Mall Ninja"

Postby Frank » Tue Jun 14, 2011 3:45 am

Oneswunk wrote:
JamesCannon wrote:
DynamicRabbit wrote:
Frank wrote:Image

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:lol:



(Somebody quote this, pictures and all)
:twisted:


I don't think quoting all of that would be necessary.


You'd prefer them stacked horizontally maybe?


O dear gob its like a demented mix tape for your eyes.


Zombie Squad, have i ever told you guys i love you?
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Re: ZS Hot or Not: Combat Loadout edition "Mall Ninja"

Postby Chef » Tue Jun 14, 2011 4:04 am

Frank wrote:
Zombie Squad, have i ever told you guys i love you?
:lol: :lol: :lol:


I know you're gay because why?
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Re: ZS Hot or Not: Combat Loadout edition "Mall Ninja"

Postby Frank » Tue Jun 14, 2011 5:00 am

Chef wrote:
Frank wrote:
Zombie Squad, have i ever told you guys i love you?
:lol: :lol: :lol:


I know you're gay because why?



i must really suck at humor? :roll:

also, fuck you.
That is all.
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Re: ZS Hot or Not: Combat Loadout edition "Mall Ninja"

Postby Smü » Tue Jun 14, 2011 5:51 am

Be glad crypto and the other dudes running around nekkid don't try to mimic these:

Dave_M wrote:Image


Or this one

Dave_M wrote:Image


Heheheheheheheheeeeeeeee. I can see where this is going ....
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Re: ZS Hot or Not: Combat Loadout edition "Mall Ninja"

Postby crypto » Tue Jun 14, 2011 9:34 am

LOL, first of all, that top pic *is* me on the ground.

Second of all, you must have missed the Men of ZS charity drive last year

Theres a picture of me teabagging someone, but I totally cant find it.
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Re: ZS Hot or Not: Combat Loadout edition "Mall Ninja"

Postby Oneswunk » Tue Jun 14, 2011 11:30 am

You must have kept the tagbag pic for your personal fap collection. But here's some ZS man love for anyone who hasn't been scared by it yet....
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Re: ZS Hot or Not: Combat Loadout edition "Mall Ninja"

Postby Sckitzo » Tue Jun 14, 2011 11:31 am

Oneswunk wrote:You must have kept the tagbag pic for your personal fap collection. But here's some ZS man love for anyone who hasn't been scared by it yet....
http://www.zombiehunters.org/forum/view ... 47&t=70322


We need to do this again...
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Re: ZS Hot or Not: Combat Loadout edition "Mall Ninja"

Postby the_alias » Tue Jun 14, 2011 11:32 am

Sckitzo wrote:
Oneswunk wrote:You must have kept the tagbag pic for your personal fap collection. But here's some ZS man love for anyone who hasn't been scared by it yet....
http://www.zombiehunters.org/forum/view ... 47&t=70322


We need to do this again...

As a glossy calendar.
:lol:
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Re: ZS Hot or Not: Combat Loadout edition "Mall Ninja"

Postby Sckitzo » Tue Jun 14, 2011 11:34 am

the_alias wrote:
Sckitzo wrote:
Oneswunk wrote:You must have kept the tagbag pic for your personal fap collection. But here's some ZS man love for anyone who hasn't been scared by it yet....
http://www.zombiehunters.org/forum/view ... 47&t=70322


We need to do this again...

As a glossy calendar.
:lol:


Why does it need to be glossy? You trying to tell us something? :shock:
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Re: ZS Hot or Not: Combat Loadout edition "Mall Ninja"

Postby Oneswunk » Tue Jun 14, 2011 11:35 am

Yes we do. :twisted:

Eta,
And tee shirts, coffee mugs, posters.....
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Re: ZS Hot or Not: Combat Loadout edition "Mall Ninja"

Postby the_alias » Tue Jun 14, 2011 11:37 am

Sckitzo wrote:
the_alias wrote:
Sckitzo wrote:
Oneswunk wrote:You must have kept the tagbag pic for your personal fap collection. But here's some ZS man love for anyone who hasn't been scared by it yet....
http://www.zombiehunters.org/forum/view ... 47&t=70322


We need to do this again...

As a glossy calendar.
:lol:


Why does it need to be glossy? You trying to tell us something? :shock:

:lol: Crumbs I didn't even think of it being construed that way!

I do think a ZS calendar split with 6 guys and 6 gals would be good as well.
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Re: ZS Hot or Not: Combat Loadout edition "Mall Ninja"

Postby KentsOkay » Tue Jun 14, 2011 11:41 am

Glossy sells better to the women folk.

0122358 wrote:so we moved a thread to maintain OPSEC on a fictional vid game so our team doesnt get kill as easily by possible spies...fuckin sweet

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Re: ZS Hot or Not: Combat Loadout edition "Mall Ninja"

Postby Sckitzo » Tue Jun 14, 2011 12:11 pm

the_alias wrote:
Sckitzo wrote:
Why does it need to be glossy? You trying to tell us something? :shock:

:lol: Crumbs I didn't even think of it being construed that way!

I do think a ZS calendar split with 6 guys and 6 gals would be good as well.


Would need a couple shot for the cover though, or 12 couple shots (photoshoped in) maybe, and don't worry I can pervert anything, "that's what she said" being my specialty, if you think about it hard enough, it ALWAYS makes sense.
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Re: ZS Hot or Not: Combat Loadout edition "Mall Ninja"

Postby Chase The hero » Tue Jun 14, 2011 8:45 pm

KentsOkay wrote:
Chase The hero wrote:
KentsOkay wrote:
Chase The hero wrote:Tactical Texas Flag speedo with wheelgun and lever action. 8)

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Slick Chase, very slick. I now want that speedo.


Also, fuck you guys and the image quoting. I had an akward time explaining to a girl what the hell I was looking at.


you mean your girlfriend worries when you look at pictures of barely clothed men?

Seriously tho, thats almost the best part now.


The homo-eroticism?


close enough :lol:
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Re: ZS Hot or Not: Combat Loadout edition "Mall Ninja"

Postby kcor_77 » Sat Jun 18, 2011 7:48 pm

Just a normal day in the garage.

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Poop just poop that is all.
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Re: ZS Hot or Not: Combat Loadout edition "Mall Ninja"

Postby Chase The hero » Sat Jun 18, 2011 10:11 pm

Biggin wrote:
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Are those boots Ariats by chance?
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Hoot Harrington wrote:Kids, pizzas, same thing.


Well they are both tasty


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Re: ZS Hot or Not: Combat Loadout edition "Mall Ninja"

Postby zeropresence » Wed Jul 06, 2011 4:21 am

This thread makes me like afcom more
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Re: ZS Hot or Not: Combat Loadout edition "Mall Ninja"

Postby Krustofski » Wed Jul 06, 2011 12:02 pm

zeropresence wrote:This thread makes me like afcom more

Whoa, whoa! Let's not get dramatic here!
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Re: ZS Hot or Not: Combat Loadout edition "Mall Ninja"

Postby Dogan » Wed Jul 06, 2011 12:11 pm

K! I'm ready for Biggin's biggins!
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