DONT USE A POLICE BATON

[strm_trpr]

You may need to fight back people that are unarmed that you don't want to shoot.

People I don't want to shoot?

so, you want to shoot an unarmed person who approaches you and tries to take your supplies or simply refuses to get out of the way or leave your camp?

[mzmadmike]

You may need to fight back people that are unarmed that you don't want to shoot.

People I don't want to shoot?

so, you want to shoot an unarmed person who approaches you and tries to take your supplies or simply refuses to get out of the way or leave your camp?

You apparently missed the sarcasm. There's also want to shoot vs need to shoot and would shoot.

Hard to answer a vague hypothetical, but anyone who'd attempt to force entry to an armed perimeter is either unstable or a threat. So yes, if they plan to steal, being armed or not is irrelevant. Force will escalate until they stop, and then a bit more to prevent repetition. An unarmed lunatic, or a zombie, requires lethal force.

[squinty]

To turn a mad libs post into a debate on the relative appropriateness of letehal force vis a vis unarmed threats in a mythical zombieapocalypse.....

OR to force branches into a wood chipper. You draw back a police stump.


....or as a less lethal alternative to shooting somebody. Trust me, a jury would still call it a lethal weapon.

[mzmadmike]

Oh, right. Humor thread.



...to prove a moral point on the internet.

[squinty]

As a director's chair.

[strm_trpr]

You may need to fight back people that are unarmed that you don't want to shoot.

People I don't want to shoot?

so, you want to shoot an unarmed person who approaches you and tries to take your supplies or simply refuses to get out of the way or leave your camp?

You apparently missed the sarcasm. There's also want to shoot vs need to shoot and would shoot.

Hard to answer a vague hypothetical, but anyone who'd attempt to force entry to an armed perimeter is either unstable or a threat. So yes, if they plan to steal, being armed or not is irrelevant. Force will escalate until they stop, and then a bit more to prevent repetition. An unarmed lunatic, or a zombie, requires lethal force.

Sorry I missed the sarcasm, my internet sarcasm sensor is week.

[squinty]

...to gauge internet sarcasm!

[Tribunal Power]

...to gauge internet sarcasm!

...or to gauge your piercings.

[mzmadmike]

...to cut a pizza.

[squinty]

...to cut the cheese.

[Tribunal Power]

... to cut in line.

[BullOnParade]

... To "walk the line"

[squinty]

...to hold the line because love isn't always on time (whoa whoa whooooaaa!)


or....as a pickup line. The possibilities are best left unexplored.

[Tribunal Power]

... to draw the line, between discipline and abuse.

[squinty]

Well, wait, when it comes to police batons, it's pretty important to draw that line isn't it?

OT:...to line your pockets. (Noone will believe your just glad to see them...)

[ninja-elbow]

...to line out and cut in the area you will be preserving with primer.

[Tribunal Power]

... to fix your AC.

[squinty]

... to fix your AC.

Why not?

[Tribunal Power]

... to fix your AC.

Why not?

Wait, lemme fix that.

..to fix my AC.

[KnightoftheRoc]

... to fix your AC.

Why not?

Because you'd get nailed with a $50,000.00 per day per violation fine for venting H/CFC's. On the other hand, there's a $10,000.00 bounty for reporting it, and I'm required to if I want to keep my license, so feel free to do it near me- I can use the money!

[Biggin]

...to seat a primer.

[squinty]

...to swat a fly on your buddies glasses lens.

[Tribunal Power]

... to swat dat ass on your buddy's fly wife.

[Greyfox]

I wish this thread would fly away.