spring-loaded piston spigot projector of do0m!!

[Iggy Hazard]

bowel disruptors as potential weapons

You mean like the kind that use low-frequency sound waves?

[Gundown]

Like the "Brown Note".


I bet in five years we see the first "sonic non-lethal" weapons in use by some of the country's bigger police departments.

I've heard of a chemical weapon that causes you to instantly throw-up and have explosive bowel movements within seconds of breathing it in. The problem with this is that if it blows into a crowd of people... well... it gets messy.

Oh and it's side affect is death. That's kind of a bummer.

[kyle]

I've heard of a chemical weapon that causes you to instantly throw-up and have explosive bowel movements within seconds of breathing it in. The problem with this is that if it blows into a crowd of people... well... it gets messy.

There are also "weapons" that emit radio/sound waves that will cause similar violent nausea effects. They're probably not as reliable as the chemical variants.

[Gundown]

There are also "weapons" that emit radio/sound waves that will cause similar violent nausea effects. They're probably not as reliable as the chemical variants.

Right, the weapon that works the best so far is called "The Brown Note". The brown note works most of the time without causing death. I just love the fact that the purpose for these weapons is so the police don't have to aim.

If you're in a hostage situation and the police can't get the hostage takers to surrender they just call in The Brown Note.

As you wait on your knees with your hands behind your head and pray that you get out alive you suddenly fire everything you've eaten recently through your mouth and nose. You don't know why. You didn't really feel the need to vomit but you are anyways.

But you're not worried about why your vomiting, you're worried about why you just took the most bowel shaking crap you've ever had the horror of ejecting from your own body... in your pants.

Don't worry... because every one else around you is going through the same thing. The mother with her two kids, the hostage takers, the blind guy and his dog... everybody in the joint is shooting out of both ends.

But who cares if you had to be a player in an involuntary German scat film gone wrong. The important thing is nobody got hurt.