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Joergs featured in Cracked

Postby MilknCheese » Fri Aug 03, 2012 1:45 pm

Popular internet humour site 'Cracked' has featured Joergs and one of his crazy(er) inventions!

http://www.cracked.com/article_19605_the-5-most-terrifying-sci-fi-upgrades-to-deadly-weapons.html

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Re: Joergs featured in Cracked

Postby JoergS » Fri Aug 03, 2012 3:38 pm

Wow, I wondered where all these new viewers come from.

It is quite telling that my most useless invention is the most successful, by a great deal...
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Re: Joergs featured in Cracked

Postby MilknCheese » Fri Aug 03, 2012 3:52 pm

Huh. I figured they'd at least have contacted you beforehand to give you a heads up out of politeness. I must still have a 20th Century mindset.
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Re: Joergs featured in Cracked

Postby Rev » Fri Aug 03, 2012 4:59 pm

MilknCheese wrote:Huh. I figured they'd at least have contacted you beforehand to give you a heads up out of politeness. I must still have a 20th Century mindset.


What?!? Cracked lacks journalistic integrity?!?
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Re: Joergs featured in Cracked

Postby JoergS » Fri Aug 03, 2012 5:29 pm

I am easy, really. This is the web, after all. I use it to my advantages, so I must accept the downsides. Quid pro quo.
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Re: Joergs featured in Cracked

Postby Blacksmith » Fri Aug 03, 2012 6:41 pm

JoergS wrote:Wow, I wondered where all these new viewers come from.

It is quite telling that my most useless invention is the most successful, by a great deal...


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Re: Joergs featured in Cracked

Postby doc66 » Sat Aug 04, 2012 7:49 am

Rev wrote:
MilknCheese wrote:Huh. I figured they'd at least have contacted you beforehand to give you a heads up out of politeness. I must still have a 20th Century mindset.


What?!? Cracked lacks journalistic integrity?!?


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Re: Joergs featured in Cracked

Postby Shmerlin » Sat Aug 04, 2012 8:38 am

"Leave it to the experts... well leave it to the stupid experts" I Lol'd at this .
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Re: Joergs featured in Cracked

Postby Viper shtf » Sun Aug 05, 2012 7:02 pm

I saw this when I was browsing Cracked. I was amused. JoergS, how does it feel to be famous?
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Re: Joergs featured in Cracked

Postby JoergS » Sun Aug 05, 2012 11:06 pm

I am not "supermarket" famous, if you know what I mean. Which is a good thing.
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