Meat N' Taters wrote:On the subject of strange people at urinals, I was at a bar during crawfish season a few years back. I went to go take a piss, and this guy decides to use the urinal right next to the one I was using, despite the fact that the bathroom was empty. Then, he proceeds to overtly meatgaze me for about five seconds. I'm not talking stealthily or covertly either. He straight out craned his neck and stared directly at my genitalia. Then he looks at me and smiles. I felt violated and confused as to how to react. After all, there is not much in the way of standard social protocol regarding such situations. So I just uneasily washed my hands and left, not bothering to do the usual shake-the-snake post urination ritual.
Now, l have no issue with a man's preference, whatever tops your pizza I say. It was just so...direct.
Though now that I think about it, maybe it just means that my genitals are so awesomely perfect that complete strangers are want to gaze upon them in admiration.
I am a meatgazer. In my youth I was briefly traumatized in a nightclub restroom. A tall, pretty, statuesque woman in heels, a short dress and a lovely choker necklace walked into the restroom, bellied up to the urinal next to me, hiked the hem of her dress and out flopped a penis big enough to nearly shatter the urinal cake. In the brighter light of the restroom, I could make out the faint stubble, and the fact that the choker was hiding an adam's apple. She looked at me and made a "pfft" sound of dismissal, and went about her business. That's when I realized, with some embarrassment, that I was the one "meatgazing." Meatgawking,in fact.She didn't say "jeez, buy me a drink if you want to stare" or "take a picture" or anything, just that little contemptuous laugh. I went back to the bar, she came out a few minutes later, and the evening went on for both of us. Ever since then, I've occasionally snuck a peek at other mens' genitalia - I try to be discreet, but it's for science. To date, that transvestite had the biggest unit I've ever seen.