SRO1911 wrote:Assuming some twisted twitch of fate led me to this situation - I would scramble asap to my doghouse in the side yard, front door would not be an option. Arrive at dog house and kick it repeatedly - then charge assailant.
I do not own a dog - I have a doghouse that someone left that is now home to many, many BEES. At some point in the near future I will install a proper hive and hopefully relocate them. Until then I am calling it a "green" security feature and hoping to find a way to stick it to the IRS
I am not bothered by bees, typically ignored when mowing - hopefully captain ass-hat is allergic.
I think you'll fit in well here.