releasing your inner mall ninja...

[offcamber]

Nickname: Predator

Armor: Reflective camo

Weapon: shoulder mounted laser cannon, throwable disk of death and spear.

Ride: the mothership

Plot: Cleaning up our hunting ground by destroying all zombies that are plaguing my prey.

I would dig a "Zombie vs Predator" movie!

[SeerSavant]

Nickname: Predator

Armor: Reflective camo

Weapon: shoulder mounted laser cannon, throwable disk of death and spear.

Ride: the mothership

Plot: Cleaning up our hunting ground by destroying all zombies that are plaguing my prey.

I would dig a "Zombie vs Predator" movie!

Oh, man, follow the natural progression... Zombie versus Predator sequel with Predator zeds....

[RickOShea]

Oh, man, follow the natural progression... Zombie versus Predator sequel with Predator zeds....

Having to deal with camouflaged Predator Zeds with thermal eyesight would suck so much ass!!! My complexion is bad enough as it is, I can't be walking around covered in wet mud all the time, it'd be like the 9th grade all over again.

[J.C.]

Oh, man, follow the natural progression... Zombie versus Predator sequel with Predator zeds....

Having to deal with camouflaged Predator Zeds with thermal eyesight would suck so much ass!!! My complexion is bad enough as it is, I can't be walking around covered in wet mud all the time, it'd be like the 9th grade all over again.

Nah man they won't see the pimples under all the mud.

Just to buzz kill this, maybe the mud would work for a few minutes, but as with all things thermodynamic there is no free lunch. Your going to continue to generate heat so either you would start radiating heat and thus become visible, or your temperature would rise and you would die from heat stroke.

[RickOShea]

Just to buzz kill this, maybe the mud would work for a few minutes, but as with all things thermodynamic there is no free lunch. Your going to continue to generate heat so either you would start radiating heat and thus become visible, or your temperature would rise and you would die from heat stroke.

Yeah, you'd have to keep some buckets of dirt and extra water in the BOL so you could reapply everytime you went out side to use the latrine.

ETA: And one of those long sticks blind folks use to tap there way down the sidewalk.

[Charra]

Wasn't BluelegSamantha, along with four other "forum members", all the same dude?

I noticed they all quit posting after PacmanSurvival got banned.

Is that the same PacmanSurvival that used to post on AKFiles?

[RickOShea]

Wasn't BluelegSamantha, along with four other "forum members", all the same dude?

I noticed they all quit posting after PacmanSurvival got banned.

Is that the same PacmanSurvival that used to post on AKFiles?

I don't know. Did the one you're referring to have multiple personalities, such as a young woman with a nasty attitude or a Staff Sgt. stationed near the Korean DMZ?

[Charra]

I don't know. Did the one you're referring to have multiple personalities, such as a young woman with a nasty attitude or a Staff Sgt. stationed near the Korean DMZ?

No, from what I remember he was from Missouri, then moved to Texas, and his girlfriend also had an account on the board.

[RickOShea]

I don't know. Did the one you're referring to have multiple personalities, such as a young woman with a nasty attitude or a Staff Sgt. stationed near the Korean DMZ?

No, from what I remember he was from Missouri, then moved to Texas, and his girlfriend also had an account on the board.

Could be one-and-the-same. Ours was from Missouri, IIRC. And the multiple personalities could still apply.

[Charra]

Could be one-and-the-same. Ours was from Missouri, IIRC. And the multiple personalities could still apply.

He posted photo's/video of them together and had a youtube channel from what I remember.

[RickOShea]

Could be one-and-the-same. Ours was from Missouri, IIRC. And the multiple personalities could still apply.

He posted photo's/video of them together and had a youtube channel from what I remember.

Did she look like BlueLegSamantha's avatar?

ETA: she posted on page five of this thread. The guy quoted in her sig quit posting around the same time Pac got banned.

[Regular Guy]

Could be one-and-the-same. Ours was from Missouri, IIRC. And the multiple personalities could still apply.

He posted photo's/video of them together and had a youtube channel from what I remember.

Did she look like BlueLegSamantha's avatar?

ETA: she posted on page five of this thread. The guy quoted in her sig quit posting around the same time Pac got banned.

Blue leg and pacman survival were the same person, yeah, Fucking weird is right. Dood had like 13 different user names. That's a special kinda crazy.

[Charra]

Did she look like BlueLegSamantha's avatar?

ETA: she posted on page five of this thread. The guy quoted in her sig quit posting around the same time Pac got banned.

Yeah, that's the girl he posted pictures with.

[Ableto]

I had a problem once with another poster in another forum. The person had many accounts/id's and had the nerve to use many of those accounts to try to get me banned because the person did not like me, i always took the opposite side on things. One day in a heated disscusion some how he got me banned for a week. I provided proof that he/she had many accounts and he/she used those accounts to ban others. The posters ip address was perma banned.

Some ppl play the system thinking they can hide and play games, but they cant hide from the mods.

[Herkemer]

Names: Phil, Bob, Bill, Ted, dumbass, dipshit, drifter

Age: 30-50

Weapon: M16A2, Busted Handguard, the silver duct tape holding it together is peeling off, Three magazines, seven rounds of ammo.

Clothes: Stained cargo shorts, a bank of america T shirt, stained, (The free sign up for a credit card kind), New Balance running shoes with the soles peeling off, Oakland A's hat. Did wear one of those straw gardening hats, until a big dust storm blew it away. Had a tourist gift shop sombero for awile, but it fell apart. Doesn't matter, The skin on my face, is turning into a baseball glove anyway.

Major Gear: My little Pony backpack containing,
1. 3 24oz cans of Coors Lite
2. 1 open can of blue diamond smokehouse almonds
3. 1 butter knife
4. 1 pair of tighty whiteys
5. 3 pairs of socks
6. 1 half empty flask of Old Grandad
7. 1 roll of beautiful beautiful shitpaper in a ziplock
8. 1 towel (the real shitpaper)

Saying/Motto: Avoid confrontation, but, when the going gets tough, avoid it more....

I keep 3 rounds in the rifle, and I put 2 rounds each in the other two mags, then put them in my front pocket with the top of the mags facing out. I'm a millionare baby! Most folks seeing that knows I'm loaded.

Don't shoot, ever, anymore: It was easier back in the begining, back when....fuck it..you were probably there too, just shoot, light their punk asses up. Didn't last long. Last time I shot there was 9 left. I was lucky. I got him in two shots. That dude had probably 25-30 some odd .223 rounds on him and an M4. I let it go, keeping up appearances, I had "90", so I was the big man and let the "Townsfolk"/"Dumbasses" have them. Sheeeit, you'd think I'd turned electricity back on. It was all cool. All the food and Tang I could handle. Kinky shit too. Don't get me wrong, it aint no playboy bunny three way, what with all the starvation and all, heeeheheeee, but, fuck it, anything looks good after two months on the trail. And maannn, nothing makes em hotter than a couple of blue diamonds and a beer. Pure gold baybay!

They were hardasses, but since I was the big hero, they kinda bought some shit I was telling them about the "Gubmint" being put together in Texas. Hell, I even showed em my Texas drivers license and said "I don't trust em either, but they're the only ones there is". Worked ok, kinda half assed, but a couple more days of chow is good.

Left three days ago, while the leaving was good.

Laying in the ditch. Theres a bunch of dudes on the road ahead coming this way, two on horses. Can't count all of em, too dusty. Two hundred yards of open land on each side. They're pretty skinny, not looking too hot. I gotta put all 7 in one mag now. They're gonna see me soon. Pop the two on the horses and haul ass. "I'm up, I'm running, I'm down" heheheee, just like in the Army....heheheeeeee

"HEY! OVER THERE!"

time to go hombre......

[Charra]

I had a problem once with another poster in another forum. The person had many accounts/id's and had the nerve to use many of those accounts to try to get me banned because the person did not like me, i always took the opposite side on things. One day in a heated disscusion some how he got me banned for a week. I provided proof that he/she had many accounts and he/she used those accounts to ban others. The posters ip address was perma banned.

Some ppl play the system thinking they can hide and play games, but they cant hide from the mods.

You think that's bad, try checking out AKFiles, we have two (and about 6 lesser) trolls, one is a white guy (a proven felon) who thinks he's black and calls everyone who's white a racist, then we have a Mexican with a diaper fetish that took pictures of himself in a bathtub with another full grown naked Mexican man plus spammed other boards with pictures of himself wearing "soiled" diapers.

Trust me, multiple accounts is tame compared to some other shit on other forums.

[Rain2009]

Hmmm... My Nickname would probably be Desert Rat. The gear I would usually have on my person at all times would be an MP5K slung over my body, a Desert Egal on my side and a Shotgun on my back and a machettie for when I DID run out of bullets with ammo all over my person. And my convoy would be outfitted with all the ammo, guns, supplys and melee weapons of all sorts. I would have a convoy consisting of a Military grade hummer carrying some supply's, Military grade Pickup with a covering on the back that carried all our food. A broadcasting vehicle of some sort to search for survivors, two mobile homes for cooking, sleeping and holding a CRAP load of ammo. A pickup pulling a trailer with two quads, and two dirt bikes that also carried our camping gear and supply's. At night we would circle like they did back in the old west to ward off the Undead and keep on the move until we could find a stable place.

[HatchetSurvivalist15]

My nickname would probably be "Monkey", because i am very very agile and i do a little parkore. Plus, i am quicker and more ninja like then anyone i know. My gear set up be a Cahartt jacket because they are really light and is durable as hell. I would also have my distance army boots, my hunting or black cargo pants (x2), my tan or green army shirt(x2), my army gloves with carbon fiber knuckles, and my wool socks (x2). For a vehicle I would choose my black 2005 Ford Ranger that has a 5 inch lift kit on it. I would have a mountain bike in the bac of my truck. For the weapons i would have my 15'' long survival bowie knife on the left hip and my survival hatchet on my rigt side. I would also have my tacital lever action on my back and a beretta M9 as a side arm. In my pack I would have the standard B.O.B. along with a bunch of ammo.

I would set up signs in trhe area to tell survivors to come towards where I am held up at. I would go on routes on my Mountain bike to get exercise and to look for survivors plus i wont waste gas in my truck. Once i find a place to make a home then i after setting it all up i would go arond to the abandoned houses and stores to search for supplies such as food, water, ammo, and clothing.

[jamoni]

I shall be known as "The Snuggy".
I shall fight zombies in comfortable and practical warmth.
My weapons shall be pillows, an arsenal of special-purpose pillows. I will have sharp "throw" pillows, exploding pillows, pillows designed for hand to hand combat or for long range tree sniping. I will be the Batman, the Joerg of pillows.
My sidekick will be my trusty Lapdog.
I will not need a vehicle, I will order out for everything.
The zombies will come to me, and meet their soft fluffy doom.

[BigDaddyTX]

I shall be known as "The Snuggy".
I shall fight zombies in comfortable and practical warmth.
My weapons shall be pillows, an arsenal of special-purpose pillows. I will have sharp "throw" pillows, exploding pillows, pillows designed for hand to hand combat or for long range tree sniping. I will be the Batman, the Joerg of pillows.
My sidekick will be my trusty Lapdog.
I will not need a vehicle, I will order out for everything.
The zombies will come to me, and meet their soft fluffy doom.

Ximinez: Right! If that's the way you want it -- Cardinal! Poke her with the soft cushions!

Ximinez: Confess! Confess! Confess!
Biggles: It doesn't seem to be hurting her, lord.
Ximinez: Have you got all the stuffing up one end?
Biggles: Yes, lord.
Ximinez: Hm! She is made of harder stuff! Cardinal Fang! Fetch...THE COMFY CHAIR!

/nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

[skelco]

I like some of the stuff people have come up with, lemme see how serious I can get.

They'll call me "Lord Boomstick"

I'll hold court in the Tonga Room at the Fairmont Hotel here in San Francisco where I'll run the booze concession for the northern/central California region. I'll also spend my free time hunting zombies, which I will dispatch with grace and wit. I'll keep the hotel intact and it'll house the people I need for my operation, along with Doctors, a good barber, my tailor and the various entertainers we find here and there. The house band will be amazing.

I'll usually be clad in a nice linen suit, but for hunting I'll switch to a tweed shooting jacket.

My "carrying around" weapons will be a matched pair of engraved, nickel-plated, ebony-gripped Lugers in .45 (hey, it's my fantasy) which I'll carry in shoulder holsters, mostly for dealing with complainers at the bar. For zombie hunting I'll use a tommy gun for the volume work and an M1 Garand for distance.

My vehicle will be a 1931 Bentley 8 litre tourer, outfitted with a safari style shooting platform and assorted hunting weapons. I'll also have a properly outfitted cable car to run me from the hotel down to my boat on the warf.

[blarp]

Spray paint Pink football helm, Red balloon on left wrist and a sling shot in right hand, with a welcome to wal mart vest! Pulling a wagon of High power rifles!

[survivalism101]

Who says the bears cant ride a beast into battle..!

[TXwaterdog]

Okay, just for fun....

The ZPAW has occurred, exactly as you might have seen on any number of movies...

Thing is, your living in a movie world, and you can "find" any weapon, any accessory, You get hungry, the next house/store/military complex you "stumble" across will have a years supply of MREs, the magic ones that taste like prepared 4 star restaurant stuff.
Your weapons run out of ammo only when it's dramatic, you don't even have to aim, every shot is a head shot.

All those around you look to you with doe eyes and beg you to save them...

You get the picture...


So tell us your cool/badass nickname, your gear set up, what kinda vehicle you "find" and what's the barely there plot that gives you a chance to flex your indestructible muscles and skill.
What kinda weapons?

So release your inner mall ninja and tell it like it's your personal fantasy!

Yeah, I know.... Just have fun with it....

(I've read this thread from cover to cover.. I'll try to keep this on topic because I joined just to chime in here.)

cool/badass nickname: "unkown/un-named"

gear set up: Greyman/ everyman with everything as concealed as possible yet tactically placed.


What kinda vehicle you "find": Jeep XJ 88-00 striaght 6 Automatic 4x4. Painted Flat grey, stock ride height, good tires and a shit ton of welded on reinforced Zombie killing devices (spiked rims, cattle guard with large blade to cut zombies in half, hydraulic running board blades to chop Zeds off at the knees. Gun turret at top with plenty of space to spear/slash Zeds like a roman chariot charging into battle). (These jeeps are everywhere and parts would be easy to source. They get decent mpgs and are very capable off road).

What kinda weapons: Kel-Tec KSG/ 22LR match grade handgun/ machette x1/ slingshot rigged to shoot arrows/ K-Bar knife/ flashbang rounds and entry rounds for shotgun on hand.
( Kel-Tec KSG= http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hi0OWQCkcVc )

The barely there plot that gives you a chance to flex your indestructible muscles and skill:

SHTF bugged in for a few months until everything just didn't get better. My partner/GF rolls with me to source supplies and seed to plant. It's a plot of simple survival doing what a country boys does to survive the Zeds. Lots of trapping, corralling, evading and ambushing hoards to get the numbers down. Sourcing medical supplies and organizing locals to keep the community safe. But every other episode or so we go on a cleanup run, that's when you see the muscles flex. After-all, it's about keeping the numbers down and survival of the group.