Things you may hear in the P.A.W.

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Re: Things you may hear in the P.A.W.

Postby ausher » Sun Jun 24, 2012 5:30 pm

You sure gotta purdy mouth!
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Re: Things you may hear in the P.A.W.

Postby WheelgunDave » Mon Jun 25, 2012 6:13 am

Ya know, one day we're gonna look back on all this and laugh...

Cheesy yes, but I bet someone says it.
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Re: Things you may hear in the P.A.W.

Postby Flying Lead » Sun Jul 22, 2012 12:38 pm

I think we have time for a game of checkers before help get here.
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Re: Re: Things you may hear in the P.A.W.

Postby Visionz » Sun Jul 22, 2012 12:45 pm

SeerSavant wrote:"There..."
"Where?"
"That one?"
"The one that looks like Oprah?"
"No that.... the one behind Oprah."
"I don't..... Heeey... Your right, it does look familiar."
"It's been following us for three states."
"bullshit."
"Seriously."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes."
"You know, it kinda looks like"
"Yeah, I know... Shut up."
"Dude... Is that your ex wife?"
"NO... It's a zombie."
"Wonder why she''s still followin us?"
"It's not a she, it's an it."
"Dude, you ex wife was hot."
"Sick! and besides you didn't have to live with her... it."
"What do you think she, err, it, wants?"
"Same thing as she always wanted, to turn me into a zombie."
"So shoot her."
(looks around)
"What are you looking for?"
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Re: Things you may hear in the P.A.W.

Postby Utah_ZHunter » Wed Jul 25, 2012 5:37 am

DarkAxel wrote:"Dude! Did you hear? The Kingdom of Wal-Mart and the Principality of Landfill have declared war"!

How is the kingdom of Wal going to war? They still haven't lifted there wepon ban. :?
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Re: Things you may hear in the P.A.W.

Postby BigDaddyTX » Wed Jul 25, 2012 10:58 am

Utah_ZHunter wrote:
DarkAxel wrote:"Dude! Did you hear? The Kingdom of Wal-Mart and the Principality of Landfill have declared war"!

How is the kingdom of Wal going to war? They still haven't lifted there wepon ban. :?


You don't keep up on current info. Not all Wal-Marts sell guns, but some do again. The one I was at in SA had dpms sporticals.. not something I'd want to own, but still a $600 AR from Wallly world..
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Re: Things you may hear in the P.A.W.

Postby Vicarious_Lee » Wed Jul 25, 2012 11:01 am

BigDaddyTX wrote:
Utah_ZHunter wrote:
DarkAxel wrote:"Dude! Did you hear? The Kingdom of Wal-Mart and the Principality of Landfill have declared war"!

How is the kingdom of Wal going to war? They still haven't lifted there wepon ban. :?


You don't keep up on current info. Not all Wal-Marts sell guns, but some do again. The one I was at in SA had dpms sporticals.. not something I'd want to own, but still a $600 AR from Wallly world..


That one in Missouri where the June MilCopp was had a Colt 6920 for like $1050 bucks.
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Re: Things you may hear in the P.A.W.

Postby OCR » Thu Jul 26, 2012 8:32 pm

"Excuse me ma'm, you need to put a leash on your Zombie when taking him for a walk"

"I don't care if he is considered family or not, you still need to put a leash on him or I will put a bullet in him"

"What the F**k (insert name), I told you to cover the other enterance."

"I swear my Ex had some thing to do with this shit"

"HEADSHOT!"

"AH MAN, your suposed to eat out a chick that hot, not eat her for lunch you idiot"

"What I would give for a real toilet that actualy flushes"

"Now arnt you glad you put up with all the extra stuff I set aside to prep for this"

"And you said it would never happen"

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Re: Things you may hear in the P.A.W.

Postby Utah_ZHunter » Wed Sep 26, 2012 3:48 am

What do you mean, no one is coming to help? :shock:
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Re: Things you may hear in the P.A.W.

Postby Flying Lead » Sun Sep 30, 2012 7:33 pm

OCR wrote: "What I would give for a real toilet that actualy flushes"


LMAO!!!
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Re: Things you may hear in the P.A.W.

Postby Flying Lead » Wed Oct 03, 2012 8:52 pm

OK if I smoke in here?
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Re: Things you may hear in the P.A.W.

Postby Utah_ZHunter » Wed Oct 03, 2012 10:06 pm

Flying Lead wrote:OK if I smoke in here?

Only if you like flying on the leading edge of an explosion. This is where we store gasoline. :shock:
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Re: Things you may hear in the P.A.W.

Postby ForgeCorvus » Thu Oct 04, 2012 12:58 pm

Utah_ZHunter wrote:
Flying Lead wrote:OK if I smoke in here?

Only if you like flying on the leading edge of an explosion. This is where we store gasoline. :shock:

You got Gas?..................You willing to trade for a pint or two??
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Re: Things you may hear in the P.A.W.

Postby 12_Gauge_Chimp » Thu Oct 04, 2012 1:21 pm

After splattering a zombie's head on the ground with a well placed rifle shot: *singing* What's in your heeaad, in your heeaad, zombie, zombie ? :lol:
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Re: Things you may hear in the P.A.W.

Postby greenear123 » Mon Oct 08, 2012 1:07 am

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Re: Things you may hear in the P.A.W.

Postby SeerSavant » Mon Oct 08, 2012 4:27 pm

Hey... anyone seen Carl?
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Re: Things you may hear in the P.A.W.

Postby ForgeCorvus » Tue Oct 09, 2012 1:45 pm

I know, "quietly". Don't worry about that .......I've got a Joerg
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Good job theres no such thing as a Trebuchet licence :D

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Re: Things you may hear in the P.A.W.

Postby SeerSavant » Tue Oct 09, 2012 2:03 pm

ForgeCorvus wrote:I know, "quietly". Don't worry about that .......I've got a Joerg



Is it the latest? IF so, where do you find the batteries for the ammo? :mrgreen:
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Re: Things you may hear in the P.A.W.

Postby ForgeCorvus » Tue Oct 09, 2012 3:02 pm

SeerSavant wrote:
ForgeCorvus wrote:I know, "quietly". Don't worry about that .......I've got a Joerg



Is it the latest? IF so, where do you find the batteries for the ammo? :mrgreen:


I got the Eco version....they're clockwork :shock:
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Re: Things you may hear in the P.A.W.

Postby Mr. E. Monkey » Wed Oct 10, 2012 11:44 am

SeerSavant wrote:Hey... anyone seen Carl?

You told him to stay in the house, so no point looking there.
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Re: Things you may hear in the P.A.W.

Postby SeerSavant » Wed Oct 10, 2012 2:24 pm

Mr. E. Monkey wrote:
SeerSavant wrote:Hey... anyone seen Carl?

You told him to stay in the house, so no point looking there.


Dammit.... (drops back another shot of rotgut homebrew whiskey) This game is gonna kill me... :crazy:
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Re: Things you may hear in the P.A.W.

Postby Mr. E. Monkey » Thu Oct 11, 2012 1:40 pm

SeerSavant wrote:
Mr. E. Monkey wrote:
SeerSavant wrote:Hey... anyone seen Carl?

You told him to stay in the house, so no point looking there.


Dammit.... (drops back another shot of rotgut homebrew whiskey) This game is gonna kill me... :crazy:


If your zombified ex-neighbor doesn't kill you first. You sure those boards will hold?
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Re: Things you may hear in the P.A.W.

Postby SeerSavant » Thu Oct 11, 2012 3:21 pm

Sure....

the cheapest multiple density fiberboard that I could find... A few days in the rain and they should swell up and become stronger right??? :crazy:


Also layed piles of salt at every entrance, :mrgreen:
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Re: Things you may hear in the P.A.W.

Postby Shiloh » Thu Oct 11, 2012 5:13 pm

"Cover me! All my mags are in the dump pouch!"

*squish*

"Aw man you guys SUCK!!!"

PAW practical joke/magpul reference for those who get it. :awesome:
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