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PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 5:22 pm 
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"Soooo.... what are the odds of another season of Firefly NOW?"


"There sure are enough goddam gorram reavers.."

FTFY


Do'h, forgot that's how they say it. Need to watch moar Firefly. :lol:

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 6:14 pm 
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AKFTW wrote:
duodecima wrote:
AKFTW wrote:
Lynn LeFey wrote:
"Soooo.... what are the odds of another season of Firefly NOW?"


"There sure are enough goddam gorram reavers.."

FTFY


Do'h, forgot that's how they say it. Need to watch moar Firefly. :lol:

No....You really don't :lol:


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"Wait, before we go into that burned out mall let me check the Bear Grylls survivial manual"
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"Dude, it always says that"

"Not true! What about the time it told us to use Gerber knives?"

"I remember that, those damn stitches cost me 2 cans of dog food and my good glass eye."

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 5:32 pm 
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"um, what are those two idiots on the roof doing NOW?..." :lol:

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 6:06 pm 
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KnightoftheRoc wrote:
"um, what are those two idiots on the roof doing NOW?..." :lol:

Looks like the Macarena..........We got any popcorn left ??

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Yeah... we used to have a thing called a 'quarterly report' and 'performance review'.

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"Cholera, bands of raiders, folks gone cannibal/feral, zombies, poisonous water, radiation clouds, disease, pestilence... and existence, if you can call it that, of rarely knowing if there is food from one day to the next, and you just stand there smiling?"

"Dude... No taxes."

[begins to smile...]

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Hey look, it's Nick Nolte! Oh sorry Mr Zombie, didn't mean to insult you. :mrgreen:

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 24, 2012 3:58 am 
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"Cholera, bands of raiders, folks gone cannibal/feral, zombies, poisonous water, radiation clouds, disease, pestilence... and existence, if you can call it that, of rarely knowing if there is food from one day to the next, and you just stand there smiling?"

"Dude... No taxes."

[begins to smile...]

Sorry man. The gov'nt may be gone. But I just saw a IRS guy getting back taxes off a Zed he just off'd. :shock:

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Utah_ZHunter wrote:
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"Cholera, bands of raiders, folks gone cannibal/feral, zombies, poisonous water, radiation clouds, disease, pestilence... and existence, if you can call it that, of rarely knowing if there is food from one day to the next, and you just stand there smiling?"

"Dude... No taxes."

[begins to smile...]

Sorry man. The gov'nt may be gone. But I just saw a IRS guy getting back taxes off a Zed he just off'd. :shock:

explaining why "death and taxes" are always mentioned together...:)

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 5:23 am 
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"um, what are those two idiots on the roof doing NOW?..." :lol:

Looks like the Macarena..........We got any popcorn left ??


And here I thought there was "some" sanity left in the world. :gonk:

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Here, hold my canteen and check this shit out.

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reminds me of the difference in a northern and a southern zoo...
in a northern zoo there is the animal's name and a description.
in the southern zoo there is the animal's name and a recipe.

or a northern fairy tale and a southern fairy tale
northern starts once upon a time...
southern starts ya'll ain't gonna believe this shit

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listen to the redneck,hillbully,hick, bumkin,desert rat ,hurmit kids .he is a smart man.


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Hey Ma, Grampazombie got out of the yard and is wandering up and down the street in his underwear.......again.

Just be thankful you have Fido,Timmy. There are plenty of kids out there who would love to have a dog, so be sure to clean your plate.

So, your tell'n me that 500 rounds of .22, a Bear Grylls Survival Guide and two rolls of Charmain gets me a hot bath a quart of shine and an hour with Mrs. Jenkins? I like these exchange rates.

Hey look'it'that! Those two idiots on the roof are drinking there own piss. I guess doing the Macarena builds up a thirst.


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"This isn't ANYTHING like I thought it would be..."

"It's all fun and games 'til I had to shoot my wife... Now it's just fun!!"

"Look paw!! No reticle!!!"
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"That's my boy..."

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"There..."
"Where?"
"That one?"
"The one that looks like Oprah?"
"No that.... the one behind Oprah."
"I don't..... Heeey... Your right, it does look familiar."
"It's been following us for three states."
"bullshit."
"Seriously."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes."
"You know, it kinda looks like"
"Yeah, I know... Shut up."
"Dude... Is that your ex wife?"
"NO... It's a zombie."
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"It's not a she, it's an it."
"Dude, you ex wife was hot."
"Sick! and besides you didn't have to live with her... it."
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Hey, read this. It says Rosie O'Donnell got a humanitarian award.
She fed a family of 6 for two weeks. Didn't realize her ass was that damn fat.

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ForgeCorvus wrote:
KnightoftheRoc wrote:
"um, what are those two idiots on the roof doing NOW?..." :lol:

Looks like the Macarena..........We got any popcorn left ??


He's not doing the macerena; he's swatting flies.

"A (insert item here), a (insert item here), my kingdom for a (insert item here)!"
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SHIT!!!!!! Bear Grylles got voted off of Dancing with the Stars.

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