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PostPosted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 9:41 am 
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10. Hee, hee, hee, hee no more alimony!
9. I never liked working a regular job anyway!
8. Thank God, no more political commercials!
7. There's nothing quite like a TARGET rich environment...but this is ridiculous!
6. Hey, who ordered pizza delivered?
5. So what do you call an anti-gun liberal? Zed MEAT!!
4. With enough gravy and marinade...it's all good!
3. Does chocolate go bad?
2. I just never know what to get anyone for Christmas?
1. Shopping is so much easier without the crowds, but the service here sucks!

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 28, 2011 3:32 am 
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Curse you ZombieSquad! But for your advice I'd be sitting pretty at Wal-Mart right now - they've got everything!

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 02, 2011 12:10 pm 
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My bitch of an ex-girlfriend thought I was hoarding a bunch of useless stuff. "Oh, we'll never have to worry about the water going out", "oh, we'll never have to worry about the power going out", "oh, we can just run down to Wal-Mart and buy food". Now look who's laughing; ME, because she's zombie-food!"

"You know, we used to have to go to special restaurants to eat small bits of raw fish with a handful of rice. We paid dearly for the privledge and considered ourselves hip and cultured when we did it. Now we can do the same thing for free when we can't fuel for the camping stove."

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 02, 2011 12:41 pm 
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Christmas is gonna be weird this year.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 02, 2011 3:44 pm 
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"Remember when you said you wouldn't have sex with me if I was the last guy in the world.....weeeeeeel?"

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 8:14 am 
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^^^^^ I told you never to say THAT to him! :shock:
You know what, is there any way we could blame this on him? :lol:

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 9:06 pm 
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You know, with a little shampoo and soap you'd be hot Baby!

Isn't serving dog four days in a row grounds for divorce?

No more Oprah, the PAW ain't all bad!

I thought video games were harmful to my kids until they picked up real guns and started busting Zeds like a well trained soldiers.

I bought season tickets for the Jets for a can of Spam and a bottle of Boones Farm.

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You're the President of the United What, exactly?

MMMMMM a can of alpo and crackers...

HEY, these taste exactly like the dog tacos I had in Juarez......Where's fido?

OhYeah??? Look who's not bitching about nuclear milk now.

Not laughing at my Herculese Multifuel engine now, are you????

"You want fries with that?? NNNNGGGGG GaRRR....BANG!!!!! Guess not....

I'm so hungry Id eat MRE hotdogs from the dark brown pouches....

2500 pounds of pintos and rice, and not one friggin ham hock or can of Yoders to be had....

Soooooo, hows that Liberal Arts degree working out for you????

You wanna trade gold??? HA!! Come back when you have something useful. Like... a ham hock.....

Johnny Mnemonic: Listen. You listen to me. You see that city over there? THAT'S where I'm supposed to be! Not down here with the dogs and the garbage and the fuckin' last months newspaper blowing back and forth. I've had it with them, I've had it with you, I've had it with all this! I want ROOM SERVICE!!!! I want the club sandwich. I want the cold Mexican beer. I want a ten-thousand dollar-a-night hooker!! I want my shirts laundered like they do at the Imperial Hotel in Tokyo....

I could'nt resist the last one......

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"My little brother sent me a text!"
"What does it say?"
"It says Ruurrrarrgrurrrgrrrr...."

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:?: 1. Hey, that zombie chick thats been wandering the perimeter for the last three days....she's...not that rotted....

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 2:30 am 
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250 rounds 0f 22 for a pack of smokes and a unopened bottle of Gater-aid...........

I'm thinking about 225 for just the pack, how does that sound?

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 28, 2011 7:40 pm 
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Curse you ZombieSquad! But for your advice I'd be sitting pretty at Wal-Mart right now - they've got everything!


Sadly, the nearest we have in England is a TESCO. But at least the car park wouldn't be filled with street racers anymore.

Oh and KUDOS for the Python Village Idiot sig, you legend. :D

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 28, 2011 8:41 pm 
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-Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
-War...war never changes. :mrgreen:

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 28, 2011 8:55 pm 
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alright! who smells like ass!

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 28, 2011 9:59 pm 
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"It's alright, having my digestive tract eaten isn't so bad..."

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 4:30 am 
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You cant cry! There is no crying during the END.
Here lets split my last beer, and preform the last act of defiance! 8-)
That should make you smile

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If at first you don't succeed, double-tap. Zombie Squad Fast Response Vehicle #0317
Lead, follow, or get out of the way. I don't care, just don't be on the cellphone when your doing it.
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Oh god, I just realized I'm Fry from futurama! **Face-Palm**


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"Brb. Updating my Twitter!"

Come on...there's bound to be one idiot... :shock:

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"damn, now that i finally own an M16... there´s just no ammo to be had to use the fun switch... 8rds left and counting... *nooooooo!* *sobbs violently* "


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PostPosted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 3:47 pm 
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..No wait.. Really? It's ACTUALLY going on?! HAH! I guess they could reach me if they can swim.
I wouldn't mind seeing one. I mean, when's the LAST time you've seen anything remotely human?
Maybe I could keep one around so it can take care of my rabbit issue.
SHIT! They're trampling all over my tomatoes! BANG BANG BANG
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squinty wrote:
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You cant cry! There is no crying during the END.
Here lets split my last beer, and preform the last act of defiance! 8-)
That should make you smile

I was referring to the lamentations of the other miserable survivors, but you know what:
It's my PAW, see, and I'll cry if I want, cry if I want to, cry if I want to...you would cry to if it happened to you. :wink:

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-gosh, and i though winter was harsh.
-yup, i have ammo, and there is some in the gun in my hand.
-beaver jerky again ?
-moose jerky ? finally!!!
-is that a pepsi can ?
-you want one of my knife ? you better have ammo or another knife to trade
-isn't that the zombie of (insert Quebec celebrity name here) ??

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You want me to share my ammo? How about I let you have the lead half and I keep the brass?

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Yes I know.
JUST SHUTUP I'LL LET YOU WASH YOUR HAIR LATER WHEN WE FIND THE NEXT MUDDY PUDDLE!"

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