Possible outbreak?

by **Horatio_Tyllis** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 6:36 pm

http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?art_id=v ... 669C181757

This seems a little fishy to me. Anyone know anything?

by **Icepick** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 8:14 pm

The article said the guy was breathing. Do zombies breath?

by **jamoni** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 8:54 pm

That's just a cover up. It's TOTALLY zombies.

by **bgaesop** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 9:23 pm

Definitely zombies. Do they breathe? That's an interesting question. My theory is that they do, but it isn't necessary to their survival, it's just a reflex type thing.

by **eliz** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 9:25 pm

Gale Street Mortuary Unit Commander Thegran Moodley said: "The man had been involved in a car accident somewhere in the Umbumbulu area at the weekend. After the paramedics had certified him dead, my staff were called in to fetch the body."

do zombies usually re-animate after car crashes...? i mean, bloody death not involving contact with other zombies doesnt seem like the leading cause of zombification.

by **noncyr** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 9:27 pm

The corpse may have been exposed to the zombifying catalyst post mortem.

by **bgaesop** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 9:31 pm

Or it could have been a zombie when it was hit. Assuming it wasn't driving or wounded in the head it could have just been stunned for a while.

by **Matias** » Sat Oct 09, 2004 9:44 am

Not a zombie. Doctors aren't usually accurate when they declare someone dead. Ever hear the term "Clinically dead"? That's basically when your heart stops and you stop breathing. Chances are you're barely alive when you're embalmed. And a zombie doesn't have the mental capacity to drive a car.

by **jamoni** » Sat Oct 09, 2004 9:48 am

Maybe he was fleeing from the laboratory where the guards wanted to shoot him before he turned?

by **Matias** » Sat Oct 09, 2004 9:50 am

If the man's alive right now, then he's sure as shit not a zombie. There's been hundreds of instances when people's life returned to them a few hours after they were declared dead, and they lived normal lives that Didn't involve flesh eating or shambling around mindlessly.

by **jamoni** » Sat Oct 09, 2004 10:01 am

They're just SAYING he's alive for damage control. He's a zombie.

by **bgaesop** » Sat Oct 09, 2004 10:20 am

Matias wrote:And a zombie doesn't have the mental capacity to drive a car.

That's what I meant by "assuming he wasn't driving." The article didn't say whether or not he was driving, and I said that to cover my tracks if he was.

by **Horatio_Tyllis** » Sat Oct 09, 2004 10:54 am

i looked into it a bit more and uh... uh... er... damn i don't feel so good...

i umm... visited... hospital....

ugh.... ow... my arm hurts... some prick of a mental patient bit me...

i think i need a bandai....braaaains....

by **bgaesop** » Sat Oct 09, 2004 11:06 am

Zombies can type! Run!

by **Methos** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 12:44 pm

Quick!
Find a Dreamcast and an old copy of Typing Of The Dead and let's take care of 'em!

by **bgaesop** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 1:12 pm

My friend actually has that. Amazing, huh? I've always been to scared to play it.

by **michelle** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 1:22 pm

Kyle has it, too. Shame that he doesn't play it more often. :lol:

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