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PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 1:00 pm 
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Since I have already killed Mantracker(and his fucking horse! :D ) by sitting in the middle of a trail and eating a delicious Pop-tart, I have appointed myself Supreme Allied Commander Leader Boss of the new resistance to the heinous abuse inflicted upon us by our ZS Overlords... curse their names!

(Gandalf voice)THIS... WILL... NOT... STAND!

We now have to find a very cool and macho name that is somewhat similar to the "Wolverines" to rally the troops to, so that we can begin crushing the evil head of the ZS snake. I will leave that up to you.

I will, of course, be expecting to be supported with bags and bags of gold coins and Pop-tarts as befits a military commander of my status(um, I killed Mantracker), and I will be needing a support staff as well. Some Danish college girls dressed up as Princess Leia in slave costumes shall do nicely.

Here is a speech that I have been channeling directly from the spirit of Sir Winston Churchill that sums up how I feel...

"We have before us an ordeal of the most grievous kind. We have before us many, many long months of struggle and of suffering. You ask, what is our policy? I will say: It is to wage war, by seahorse, landlubber, and Airsoft, with all our might and with all the strength that Lord Cthulu can give us; to wage poopy war against a monstrous ZS tyranny never surpassed in the dark, lamentable catalog of human thought crime. That is our insurance policy from Geico. You ask, what is our aim? I can answer in one word: It is victory, victory at all costs, victory in spite of all terror, victory, however long and hard that Road movie with Viggo Mortenson may be."

Rise with me children, and fight to get your board back!!!!!!
(and I need the gold)

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 1:25 pm 
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And, because I have nothing else of value to post, I choose to post here AGAIN. Take THAT!!! I REBEL BY CONFORMING!!!
Jeesh...I need to do some work today...

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 1:31 pm 
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 1:41 pm 
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April Fools...

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 1:43 pm 
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This sucks......just like my terrible garden.

Well that didn't work at all.

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 1:50 pm 
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You seriourly screwed up this time!



















You should have posted this in OFF TOPIC so you could charge extra for all of these posts!













You can always just use one post and just keep editing that one post!














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PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 2:05 pm 
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This is the final straw. I have been a member here for years and this is how you treat me??!! Limiting my posts like I'm some sort of small child. I'll have you know that I have been entrusted by people with much more to loose then you with the safety and security of 100's of millions of dollars in retail stock. Who do you think you are telling me how often I can use my constitutionally protected right of free speech.

In case nobody told you buccko this is freaking America where we have the God given right to tell everyone what we think and when we think and how many times we want to think it. So if you think we will take limitations on our freedoms sitting down you got another thing coming.

I'M CALLING MY LAWYER

And you better not think of deleting my account. I have screen shots of every page ever posted on ZS and if you delete my account I'll sue you for everything you got. I"ll end up owning everything you got. You might as well start calling me daddy. That's right who's your Daddy? Me, I'm your daddy and don't you forget it.

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 2:15 pm 
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 2:46 pm 
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ei8htx wrote:
April Fools...

THANK YOU!
I was concerned that they would actually be monitoring whether my posts were about lawn care and triple counting them, but thanks to you, I now understand this is in jest.


Just in the nick of time too, I was just about to get my credit card out and start buying more posts.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 2:58 pm 
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I can understand having some post limits, like less than 62 in a day (rolls eyes); but every two hours?
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I guess I just don't understand why this is funny.
Never did like or understand 'practical jokes'.


^^^^^this^^^

I must confess to being one of the "humor deficient" in this world.

I get some jokes but have never understood the idea behind a "practical joke" .

Sigh, must be an age thing.

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 3:17 pm 
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This is kinda like Burger King pranking it's customers by allowing them to purchase 1 menu item, and only one menu item, every 2 hours. Don't annoy/piss off 10% of the people that spend money on ZS. :roll:

Just sayin'.

Good-bye cruel ZS. I go to a far better place. If anyone wants to have my unused, bought and paid for posts, send me a PM with an offer. Top offer gets my unused posts daily.

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 3:19 pm 
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URBAN ASSAULT wrote:
Since I have already killed Mantracker(and his fucking horse! :D ) by sitting in the middle of a trail and eating a delicious Pop-tart, I have appointed myself Supreme Allied Commander Leader Boss of the new resistance to the heinous abuse inflicted upon us by our ZS Overlords... curse their names!

(Gandalf voice)THIS... WILL... NOT... STAND!

We now have to find a very cool and macho name that is somewhat similar to the "Wolverines" to rally the troops to, so that we can begin crushing the evil head of the ZS snake. I will leave that up to you.

I will, of course, be expecting to be supported with bags and bags of gold coins and Pop-tarts as befits a military commander of my status(um, I killed Mantracker), and I will be needing a support staff as well. Some Danish college girls dressed up as Princess Leia in slave costumes shall do nicely.

Here is a speech that I have been channeling directly from the spirit of Sir Winston Churchill that sums up how I feel...

"We have before us an ordeal of the most grievous kind. We have before us many, many long months of struggle and of suffering. You ask, what is our policy? I will say: It is to wage war, by seahorse, landlubber, and Airsoft, with all our might and with all the strength that Lord Cthulu can give us; to wage poopy war against a monstrous ZS tyranny never surpassed in the dark, lamentable catalog of human thought crime. That is our insurance policy from Geico. You ask, what is our aim? I can answer in one word: It is victory, victory at all costs, victory in spite of all terror, victory, however long and hard that Road movie with Viggo Mortenson may be."

Rise with me children, and fight to get your board back!!!!!!
(and I need the gold)

-urban



Im with you, ive got my red bandanna around my head already.

Or we could start a revolution and open a new site called Squad Zombies It would be ten times better then this site, And we would only make it a post every hour instead of every two.

Whos in!!!


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 3:21 pm 
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"10) Unlimited posting can be purchased for $20.00 but requires a background check (additional $1,000) and a three day waiting period. The background check processing fee is nonrefundable."

I understand that bad economy and inflation means prices go up. Why not jack up membership to $35/yr or something? Make it so your account gets locked until you renew. I don't know where the $1000 for a background check comes from though or why it's needed. You'd think that after 1000's of post counts, I and others would have established ourselves as not being trolls. I think I'll start posting in the FVZA (Federal Vampires and Zombie Assosciation) Forum/Site more often. http://www.fvza.org/ For those interested, it's a similar site to ZS and doesn't cost a penny. I'll still stick around here, I like this place a lot. But I'm not gonna spend money on posts.

I hope this is an April fools joke. If so, good one! Ya got me!

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 3:36 pm 
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ZS Kyle + mods = hate freedom.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVY7qDjrPZk

That's cuz Freedom costs around a $1.05.

The Revolution against our Freedom Hating Mod Overloards begins today! Or at least after payday, when I can afford to purchase more post credits.

Garden. I haz wun.

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If this post limit is still happening tomorrow, then I'll probably leave ZS. :|


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 3:51 pm 
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...I'll sue you for everything you got. I"ll end up owning everything you got. You might as well start calling me daddy. That's right who's your Daddy? Me, I'm your daddy and don't you forget it.



Can I call you Trixter, instead? :lol:

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 4:05 pm 
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If anyone wants to purchase the other 11/day, feel free to contact me. I could stop considering myself unemployed.

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I don't really see the problem with limiting the post counts, but I do think those with an active membership should have more than the masses that do not.

Worst case scenario...

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Now I have to actually think before posting since you have made them artificially valuble , next thing you know I might have to learn punctuation and figure out spell check .

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No "select?" Now we know you had no friends as a child :wink:

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 5:43 pm 
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Now that the over posting thing is taken care of, can the Mods do something about the "barrel of fish" thing...... For some reason that pisses me off much moar than "+ 1".

Oh yeah, what's to stop people from having multiple user names/forum accounts? :D

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