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PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 7:12 am 
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"Will work for a couple of extra posts on ZS"

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 7:16 am 
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I like where this thread is going...

Speaking of going, I need to go and get a replacement for the apple tree that died last year. Anyone know where I can get a Mutsu tree in South Carolina? I'll trade one post for an answer!

Speaking of answers, I was offered a job a s a writer for a local newspaper yesterday. I already write for one of the other papers (my town has three), so I can't write about being a Stay At Home Dad. This column will be all political satire baby!!

Speaking of jobs, I also got a job as an insurance underwriter. That's three part time jobs, one small business I own, full time stay at home parenting, and some mechanic work "on the side."

Speaking of on the side...

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 7:35 am 
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 8:14 am 
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In Soviet Russia, Zombie Squad Forums read you.

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I'd ask for a break for disabled vets, but seeing as this policy may be targeting me specifically I'll just save my breath. :P


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8) lolcatz posts don't count towards your limit
You lie. It's been 3 hours since I posted a lolcat (from lolcats.com no less) and I still cannot post, nor can I send PM's, nor will I go onto Facebook.

If you are going to do an April Fool's Joke at least make it consistant with itself. :roll: :P


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 8:35 am 
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I average 0.09 posts per day, so i guess im good.

Might be a business op here


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Are PM's effected?

Freedom of speech... as long as you only speak every two hours.


1A dont apply on private property

guess editing dont count towards it

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 8:52 am 
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Great news! I've discovered a workaround for ZS's draconian 1 post per 2 hour limit! If you immediately follow a post with another, in the same thread, with the exact same text, except REVERSED, it re-sets your post count to zero. So post away!

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Since I dont post much...My extras will be up for bids on ebay :roll:

Now back to my green house.............

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Need posts quick? Bad credit? No problem!

"Honest Phalanx" is here to sell you some posts!

Reasonable rates!

If nobody comes down here and buys some of these posts today, I'm gonna club this baby seal!

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I knew this day was coming. That's why I've been stockpiling posts for the last five years. While all you people were wasting your time preparing for the zompocalyspe, some of us were smart enough to plan to the postlimitapocalypse. Well don't come crying to me when you don't have any posts for you or your kids.

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kyle wrote:
Over the last several months the Zombie Squad forum has had an expected number amount of high quality discussions but we've also have an increasing number of questionable quality posts and threads. As good stewards to Zombie Squad, we respect the direction that some members in the community are taking the organization, both good and bad, but we will be forced to make a few changes in order to manage the flow of unexpected Internet data and bandwidth costs.

To handle this massive increase in chatter [...]

That's all fine and dandy, but I think you're going through too much of a hassle. Why not simply ban QuackFiend?

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phalanx wrote:
Need posts quick? Bad credit? No problem!

"Honest Phalanx" is here to sell you some posts!

Reasonable rates!

If nobody comes down here and buys some of these posts today, I'm gonna club this baby seal!


Can I get a pre-approval?


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 10:48 am 
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If this is their idea of a joke they must right for Leno. If they're serious I see this not working well, now firearms section will shrivel and die!! Nooooooo

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Skull_Hide wrote:
If this is their idea of a joke they must right for Leno. If they're serious I see this not working well, now firearms section will shrivel and die!! Nooooooo


Are you serious? You get one post every two hours and you post this atrocity? Do you realize what people will think when they see that your English usage is worse then my 4th graders? Where is Gunny when he is needed....
I can't believe that you would waste your post like that. Don't you realize how valuable they are now?

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I suppose this covers it:
"after nine years of dealing with shit, I learned the best way to shovel." -Geoff Thompson

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sigboy40 wrote:
Skull_Hide wrote:
If this is their idea of a joke they must right for Leno. If they're serious I see this not working well, now firearms section will shrivel and die!! Nooooooo


Are you serious? You get one post every two hours and you post this atrocity? Do you realize what people will think when they see that your English usage is worse then my 4th graders? Where is Gunny when he is needed....
I can't believe that you would waste your post like that. Don't you realize how valuable they are now?

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I suppose this covers it:
"after nine years of dealing with shit, I learned the best way to shovel." -Geoff Thompson


I'm no Gunny, but with only getting a couple posts a day, I'm going to have to bring my grumpy old man angsty trolling to a whole new level.

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Unfortunately, you spelt thread backwards wrong. No post count zeroing, reversal, hax for you!


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Lol lol lol at first I was like this sucks worst than the other site cutting off the survival fiction thread to neW people but then I was like lol, Well played zs I look forward to these every year.

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i have nothing constructive to add to this thread except that the current weather conditions are great for my petunias.

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I wonder how many people posted here, and then were immediately thinking "Crap! Now I blew my post for the morning!"? :lol:

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Since I have already killed Mantracker(and his fucking horse! :D ) by sitting in the middle of a trail and eating a delicious Pop-tart, I have appointed myself Supreme Allied Commander Leader Boss of the new resistance to the heinous abuse inflicted upon us by our ZS Overlords... curse their names!

(Gandalf voice)THIS... WILL... NOT... STAND!

We now have to find a very cool and macho name that is somewhat similar to the "Wolverines" to rally the troops to, so that we can begin crushing the evil head of the ZS snake. I will leave that up to you.

I will, of course, be expecting to be supported with bags and bags of gold coins and Pop-tarts as befits a military commander of my status(um, I killed Mantracker), and I will be needing a support staff as well. Some Danish college girls dressed up as Princess Leia in slave costumes shall do nicely.

Here is a speech that I have been channeling directly from the spirit of Sir Winston Churchill that sums up how I feel...

"We have before us an ordeal of the most grievous kind. We have before us many, many long months of struggle and of suffering. You ask, what is our policy? I will say: It is to wage war, by seahorse, landlubber, and Airsoft, with all our might and with all the strength that Lord Cthulu can give us; to wage poopy war against a monstrous ZS tyranny never surpassed in the dark, lamentable catalog of human thought crime. That is our insurance policy from Geico. You ask, what is our aim? I can answer in one word: It is victory, victory at all costs, victory in spite of all terror, victory, however long and hard that Road movie with Viggo Mortenson may be."

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I can understand having some post limits, like less than 62 in a day (rolls eyes); but every two hours?
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I guess I just don't understand why this is funny.
Never did like or understand 'practical jokes'.

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Perhaps you guys can consider implementing a system so that someone can save up all their internets for a full 24 hours, then go crazy and do 12 posts simultaiously. Just a thought. :wink:

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ZombieGranny wrote:
I can understand having some post limits, like less than 62 in a day (rolls eyes); but every two hours?
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I guess I just don't understand why this is funny.
Never did like or understand 'practical jokes'.


One year at Burning Man there was an event listed: "Practical joke workshop, such-and-such day, such-and-such time, at the North Trash Fence."

For anyone who's never been to Burning Man, the North Trash Fence is like a mile from anything else across barren desert; it's a barrier to prevent windblown trash from blowing out of the general area so it can be picked up later.

I almost went, just to see if anyone else did, too. :lol:

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