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Noob here , lets get this over with.

Post by JF89 » Fri Feb 09, 2018 9:26 pm

First of all im from Eastern Oregon(the rural part... we dont inhale unicorn farts on this side of the state) I enjoy long walks on the beach,Telletubbies and shooting stuff with evil black rifles. Most of my posts are gear/gun talk since im a gun nut and find the rest of my prepping rather boring(but still important). Ive been a member on several of the bigger survival forums but have kind of just drifted away from most of it due to the tone and the need for everyone to be puffy chested overly sensitive know it alls...and I have no problems with being "jumped in" if thats required.

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Post by JeeperCreeper » Fri Feb 09, 2018 9:47 pm

Interrogation time: Who is your daddy, and what does he do?

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Post by raptor » Fri Feb 09, 2018 9:55 pm

Welcome to the forum.

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Post by JF89 » Fri Feb 09, 2018 9:56 pm

JeeperCreeper wrote:Interrogation time: Who is your daddy, and what does he do?

Man...I thought this was going to be multiple choice questions. Well my dads been dead for quite a few years so he isnt doing much anymore and you lose "cool points" for posting Arnie stuff, I heard this place was supposed to be pretty "PG 13" about stuff then you go and post that trash...some peoples kids...

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Post by woodsghost » Fri Feb 09, 2018 10:12 pm

Eh. I kinda think the PG-13 stuff was the old days. And some trolls. A lot of them come through and life gets interesting. I'll spare you the details, but the aftermath can be found decorating the halls.

But most of us are here to learn how to survive the Apocalypse. Or the next natural or civil disaster. We say what needs to be said and how it needs to be said. And really, surviving the Apocalypse will probably be more boring than the movies. But real life tends to be that way. So occasionally we break out the assless chaps and play with our big black....rifles. Some of us just have big black rifles.


And honestly, I've always been a fan of unicorn farts.
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Post by JF89 » Fri Feb 01, 2019 3:13 pm

Ive been on this forum a year and still no zombie apocolypse. I had my cricket paddle and chainsaw ready this whole time...

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Post by raptor » Fri Feb 01, 2019 3:20 pm

When it come to the lack of disasters...boredom is a good thing.

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Post by JF89 » Fri Feb 01, 2019 3:23 pm

raptor wrote:
Fri Feb 01, 2019 3:20 pm
When it come to the lack of disasters...boredom is a good thing.
Well I wanted zombies , running water, food and Wal Mart. Is that too much to ask for? (Sarcasm)

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Post by NT2C » Fri Feb 01, 2019 6:25 pm

JF89 wrote:
Fri Feb 01, 2019 3:23 pm
raptor wrote:
Fri Feb 01, 2019 3:20 pm
When it come to the lack of disasters...boredom is a good thing.
Well I wanted zombies , running water, food and Wal Mart. Is that too much to ask for? (Sarcasm)
You get a better class of zed at Target though...
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Post by woodsghost » Fri Feb 01, 2019 6:58 pm

NT2C wrote:
Fri Feb 01, 2019 6:25 pm
JF89 wrote:
Fri Feb 01, 2019 3:23 pm
raptor wrote:
Fri Feb 01, 2019 3:20 pm
When it come to the lack of disasters...boredom is a good thing.
Well I wanted zombies , running water, food and Wal Mart. Is that too much to ask for? (Sarcasm)
You get a better class of zed at Target though...
I worked Customer Service and Front End Management for them for a while. I cannot say if they were a "better class", more a "different breed." Crazy is Crazy, no matter which store you are at.
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Post by JF89 » Fri Feb 01, 2019 7:09 pm

Will the fat zombies chase you in the electric carts or do they drop and roll? I do not know a whole lot about zombies, tbh.

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Post by NT2C » Fri Feb 01, 2019 8:06 pm

JF89 wrote:
Fri Feb 01, 2019 7:09 pm
Will the fat zombies chase you in the electric carts or do they drop and roll? I do not know a whole lot about zombies, tbh.
Yeah, but you can lose 'em easy by ducking through ladies lingerie. The females will stop to shop for thongs and the males will have their eyes closed and crash into things.
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Post by flybynight » Fri Feb 01, 2019 8:17 pm

JF89 wrote:
Fri Feb 01, 2019 3:13 pm
Ive been on this forum a year and still no zombie apocolypse. I had my cricket paddle and chainsaw ready this whole time...
Are you kidding? Holy cheeze and crackers, they're everywhere. It's zombie zoo 24/7
As of now I bet you got me wrong

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Post by JF89 » Fri Feb 01, 2019 8:46 pm

NT2C wrote:
Fri Feb 01, 2019 8:06 pm
JF89 wrote:
Fri Feb 01, 2019 7:09 pm
Will the fat zombies chase you in the electric carts or do they drop and roll? I do not know a whole lot about zombies, tbh.
Yeah, but you can lose 'em easy by ducking through ladies lingerie. The females will stop to shop for thongs and the males will have their eyes closed and crash into things.
Oh,zombies in thongs. Is it wrong to hit on them?

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Post by JF89 » Fri Feb 01, 2019 8:47 pm

flybynight wrote:
Fri Feb 01, 2019 8:17 pm
JF89 wrote:
Fri Feb 01, 2019 3:13 pm
Ive been on this forum a year and still no zombie apocolypse. I had my cricket paddle and chainsaw ready this whole time...
Are you kidding? Holy cheeze and crackers, they're everywhere. It's zombie zoo 24/7
I live in Oregon, How could miss them.

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Post by NT2C » Fri Feb 01, 2019 8:52 pm

JF89 wrote:
Fri Feb 01, 2019 8:46 pm
NT2C wrote:
Fri Feb 01, 2019 8:06 pm
JF89 wrote:
Fri Feb 01, 2019 7:09 pm
Will the fat zombies chase you in the electric carts or do they drop and roll? I do not know a whole lot about zombies, tbh.
Yeah, but you can lose 'em easy by ducking through ladies lingerie. The females will stop to shop for thongs and the males will have their eyes closed and crash into things.
Oh,zombies in thongs. Is it wrong to hit on them?
Not so long as you use a bat and aim for the head.
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Post by JF89 » Fri Feb 01, 2019 8:55 pm

NT2C wrote:
Fri Feb 01, 2019 8:52 pm
JF89 wrote:
Fri Feb 01, 2019 8:46 pm
NT2C wrote:
Fri Feb 01, 2019 8:06 pm
JF89 wrote:
Fri Feb 01, 2019 7:09 pm
Will the fat zombies chase you in the electric carts or do they drop and roll? I do not know a whole lot about zombies, tbh.
Yeah, but you can lose 'em easy by ducking through ladies lingerie. The females will stop to shop for thongs and the males will have their eyes closed and crash into things.
Oh,zombies in thongs. Is it wrong to hit on them?
Not so long as you use a bat and aim for the head.
But isnt it against the law to pick up women that way?

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Post by NT2C » Fri Feb 01, 2019 8:59 pm

JF89 wrote:
Fri Feb 01, 2019 8:55 pm
NT2C wrote:
Fri Feb 01, 2019 8:52 pm
JF89 wrote:
Fri Feb 01, 2019 8:46 pm
NT2C wrote:
Fri Feb 01, 2019 8:06 pm


Yeah, but you can lose 'em easy by ducking through ladies lingerie. The females will stop to shop for thongs and the males will have their eyes closed and crash into things.
Oh,zombies in thongs. Is it wrong to hit on them?
Not so long as you use a bat and aim for the head.
But isnt it against the law to pick up women that way?
Zed fall into the crack between living and dead, and there's no laws I know of that apply to the undead, or abuse thereof.
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Post by JF89 » Fri Feb 01, 2019 9:11 pm

NT2C wrote:
Fri Feb 01, 2019 8:59 pm
JF89 wrote:
Fri Feb 01, 2019 8:55 pm
NT2C wrote:
Fri Feb 01, 2019 8:52 pm
JF89 wrote:
Fri Feb 01, 2019 8:46 pm


Oh,zombies in thongs. Is it wrong to hit on them?
Not so long as you use a bat and aim for the head.
But isnt it against the law to pick up women that way?
Zed fall into the crack between living and dead, and there's no laws I know of that apply to the undead, or abuse thereof.
I think some states have laws against necrophilia.

Other "non traditional" couples have fought and won their rights to be together, Zed love could be the next LGBT movement.

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Post by NT2C » Fri Feb 01, 2019 10:05 pm

JF89 wrote:
Fri Feb 01, 2019 9:11 pm
NT2C wrote:
Fri Feb 01, 2019 8:59 pm
JF89 wrote:
Fri Feb 01, 2019 8:55 pm
NT2C wrote:
Fri Feb 01, 2019 8:52 pm


Not so long as you use a bat and aim for the head.
But isnt it against the law to pick up women that way?
Zed fall into the crack between living and dead, and there's no laws I know of that apply to the undead, or abuse thereof.
I think some states have laws against necrophilia.

Other "non traditional" couples have fought and won their rights to be together, Zed love could be the next LGBT movement.
Necrophilia laws would only apply to the dead. Zed are the undead.
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Post by JF89 » Sat Feb 02, 2019 10:55 am

NT2C wrote:
Fri Feb 01, 2019 10:05 pm
JF89 wrote:
Fri Feb 01, 2019 9:11 pm
NT2C wrote:
Fri Feb 01, 2019 8:59 pm
JF89 wrote:
Fri Feb 01, 2019 8:55 pm

But isnt it against the law to pick up women that way?
Zed fall into the crack between living and dead, and there's no laws I know of that apply to the undead, or abuse thereof.
I think some states have laws against necrophilia.

Other "non traditional" couples have fought and won their rights to be together, Zed love could be the next LGBT movement.
Necrophilia laws would only apply to the dead. Zed are the undead.
Hmmm...maybe I could be a zombie pimp in the PAW? I better stock up on lime green suits and feathers for my fedora.

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Post by NT2C » Sat Feb 02, 2019 12:56 pm

JF89 wrote:
Sat Feb 02, 2019 10:55 am
NT2C wrote:
Fri Feb 01, 2019 10:05 pm
JF89 wrote:
Fri Feb 01, 2019 9:11 pm
NT2C wrote:
Fri Feb 01, 2019 8:59 pm

Zed fall into the crack between living and dead, and there's no laws I know of that apply to the undead, or abuse thereof.
I think some states have laws against necrophilia.

Other "non traditional" couples have fought and won their rights to be together, Zed love could be the next LGBT movement.
Necrophilia laws would only apply to the dead. Zed are the undead.
Hmmm...maybe I could be a zombie pimp in the PAW? I better stock up on lime green suits and feathers for my fedora.
Embracing your inner pimp is both fun and profitable. 8-)
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Post by Stercutus » Sun Feb 03, 2019 2:01 am

JF89 wrote:
Fri Feb 01, 2019 3:13 pm
Ive been on this forum a year and still no zombie apocolypse. I had my cricket paddle and chainsaw ready this whole time...
So you are saying the preps worked. That is awesome.
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Post by JF89 » Sun Feb 03, 2019 3:18 am

Stercutus wrote:
Sun Feb 03, 2019 2:01 am
JF89 wrote:
Fri Feb 01, 2019 3:13 pm
Ive been on this forum a year and still no zombie apocolypse. I had my cricket paddle and chainsaw ready this whole time...
So you are saying the preps worked. That is awesome.
Touché

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